On the Natsu vs. Mavis omake

[redhairedknight]

I'd say that plan was a rousing success!

[...Erza, you were more or less lit on fire.] A small price to pay to help out the first guild master! Of course, you'll have to help me think of more ways to improve her experience. A warm bath is merely the beginning! [...Please don't drag me into this...]

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[celestial_wizard]

As happy as I am that the First was pleased by the results, I nearly boiled alive! Please don't drag Natsu in the middle of a situation like that again, Erza..!

[ they were all nude. NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. ]

[redhairedknight]

It couldn't be helped - he's the only one who could get the bath warm enough. ...Though maybe I'll give a bit more warning next time so nobody falls in.

[To Erza, that part's not a big deal. Besides, he's seen them all naked too many times to count!]

[celestial_wizard]

That.. that's not the point. [ What a shameless group ;o; ]

[redhairedknight]

I suppose you're right. The next time we try something like this, I'll make sure he heats it up more gradually, instead of going all-out right away. [Though she doesn't have much room to talk, given that "going all-out" is her immediate reaction to everything.]

[celestial_wizard]

There's going to be a next time!? [ fffuuuuuuuu ] Instead of that, m..maybe it'd be better that he not ..be called into a room full of naked women? [ Please? PLEASE? OHGOD ERZA PLEASE IN THE NAME OF HUMANITY. Nevermind she was so flustered that she completely forgot she was naked when she was yelling at him to put on some clothes ]

[redhairedknight]

Of course! Now that the First has experienced such a wonderful sensation, she'll want to do that more often.

As for Natsu being called into the room, I'm sure he didn't mind - we're all guildmates, after all. [...]

[celestial_wizard]

W-well I think it's great to give the First a lot of opportunities to experience things like that bu-but...

[ Oh Erza why. WHY. ]

Even if he didn't, there are reasons guys shouldn't be going into the women's side [ ;.;!!!! ]

[icemake]

...

[Gray has no idea just what the hell happened, but between knowing Natsu, knowing Erza and the implication of bathing shenanigans, he is pretty sure of one thing.]

...I don't even want to know.

[redhairedknight]

All right - we'll definitely need you to help her out some time in the summer, though. [Already, Erza's thoughts are racing with incredibly mundane uses for the ridiculously powerful magic that her guildmates use.]

[icemake]

[...Her who? No wait he doesn't want to know. In fact, if this wasn't Erza he'd so tell her to leave him out of that stuff, but. It's Erza. Gray knows better than to think there'll be any escape.]

Whatever. Just don't drag me into the girl's bathroom for it.

[He did see where Natsu went, and he can't believe that he got out of there alive.]

[fairy_tail_knight]

Of course, we can't be content until she can try the strawberry shortcake.

[redhairedknight]

Yes, of course! Let's just hope that she can taste food in that state... [The thought of not being able to taste things almost makes her tear up - she can hardly imagine what it would be like to not be able to eat something as delicious as strawberry shortcake!] Though I'm sure if anyone can do it, it would be the First!

[deathsought]

{ He... what... how... }

... she really hasn't changed.

{ Still the same weird girl from a century ago. Don't even get him started on Natsu and [spoiler spoiler spoiler]. }