I'm not even going to try to dignify this with context.

[lockpick]

[Someone sounds uncharacteristically bad-tempered, today.]

Yeah, yeah. You're all real funny.

[...okay, it would be funnier if the joke wasn't on him. He's always been sort of defensive about getting motionsick. Namecalling is just insult to injury.]

Do I have to come knock some sense into you or something? I've still got things to do while you're busy messing around, y'know.

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that is a good tag and you should feel good for writing it

[lockpick]

[The initial silence is actually sort of unsettling but probably far better than the alternative. He should have known better than to hope it would last. He answers her with a huff.]

Keep laughing, kiddo, maybe your face'll get stuck that way.

["And lo, My Ass did endeavor to change the course of the poor girl's fate, but his efforts were ultimately in vain, as the laughter could not be stopped by his efforts alone."]

[paintbrushes]

Well a- [Pffffhahahaha] at least it's my- [Snortpffbbbbt] my face and not my a-

['But the girl's fate had already been sealed. She laughed until her sides ached. She laughed until she could not breathe. She laughed until she could laugh no more and then she continued to laugh. Alas, the girl's face was already trapped in a wide grin - My Ass's warnings came too late.

And then came the hiccups.']

My a- [Hic.]

...my a- [Hic.]

...ass! [Hic. Hic. Hic.]