I'm not even going to try to dignify this with context.

[lockpick]

[Someone sounds uncharacteristically bad-tempered, today.]

Yeah, yeah. You're all real funny.

[...okay, it would be funnier if the joke wasn't on him. He's always been sort of defensive about getting motionsick. Namecalling is just insult to injury.]

Do I have to come knock some sense into you or something? I've still got things to do while you're busy messing around, y'know.

Comments

1/2 I'm not sorry.

[biggs]

[AHAHA that guy is such an ass- OH woah hey what are you doing over here, you're supposed to be all hypno-crowned and stuff.]

There you are, witch! We've been looking all over for you.

2/2

[and_wedge]

Do you have any idea how much trouble we'd be in if you got lost?

[A lot, that's how much.]

Get over here!

Ohmigod where did you come from. I LOVE YOU.

[ethereal_earth]

[She looks scared for a moment - totally and completely vulnerable and terrified.

Then she draws her weapon. Sorry boys, this is endgame!Terra, and she's not gonna take your crap.]

Stay away from me!

Well, there was this Esper in Narshe and then everything got fuzzy for a while...

[biggs]

[Wait, that isn't supposed to happen.]

Hey, remember, you're not supposed to draw a weapon on your superiors. Come with us now or we'll-

...

You tell 'er, Wedge.

And then some weird circus with a guy in a mask...

[and_wedge]

Er... Or we'll...

[Uh. They weren't briefed on this. Wait, there's something definitely missing here.]

Hey, where'd your crown go?

And some weird guy named Pierre showed up too somewhere...

[ethereal_earth]

The crown is long gone, and you are no longer my superiors. I live for my friends, and for the children of Mobliz... and for myself!

[She begins chanting.]

1/2

[biggs]

[Oh crap. Neither one of them wants to find out firsthand just how fast she can fry a couple armored soldiers.]

[But they're prepared for such eventualities. Biggs looks to Wedge and gives him a brief, curt signal-]

2/2

[and_wedge]

[-Which consisted of a panicked look and a thumb pointed the opposite direction.]

Let's get outta heeeerreeeee!

[ethereal_earth]

[Yeah you'd better run.

As soon as she realizes that the soldiers are retreating, she lets the spell dissipate with a relieved sigh.]