I'm not even going to try to dignify this with context.

[lockpick]

[Someone sounds uncharacteristically bad-tempered, today.]

Yeah, yeah. You're all real funny.

[...okay, it would be funnier if the joke wasn't on him. He's always been sort of defensive about getting motionsick. Namecalling is just insult to injury.]

Do I have to come knock some sense into you or something? I've still got things to do while you're busy messing around, y'know.

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[edgar_roni]

[He must have wronged a painter or something in a previous life, because UGH.]

...

You're a child, Relm. Precocious and wise beyond your years -- [Due to horrific backwater upbringing in Thamasa.] -- but still a child.

[rainbowbrush]

Nuh-uh. I'm eleven now. [Totally grown up. That's her. Yep.]

It's pretty pathetic that you're going after me, though. Terra shot you down again, didn't she?

[edgar_roni]

Terra did not turn me down. And I am not going after you -- I never have and I never will!

What is WRONG with you?!

[He's practically having an aneurysm. So is his mun. But for different reasons.]

[rainbowbrush]

Oh yeah? Then where is she? Why aren't you two all lovey-dovey? One of these days you're just gonna have to accept it.

Nothing's wrong with me. I'm not the one hitting on an eleven-year-old.

[edgar_roni]

Neither am I.

[Sneer.]

We're not love---you know what?

[He takes a long, calming breath and counts backwards from ten, before opening his eyes and speaking as evenly as possible again--]

Go back to your grandfather, little girl.

[Or I'll somehow have Interceptor euthanized.]

[rainbowbrush]

[She counters by twirling her paintbrush around, smirking.]

Make me.

[He wouldn't dare. Not only would he have to deal with the massive dog, but Shadow as well. And that would not go well, would it~?]

[edgar_roni]

[God. Damn. It.]

...

Be a good girl, now. And leave me be. All right?

[rainbowbrush]

No.

[edgar_roni]

...

Relm.

[rainbowbrush]

[She sputters incoherently for a bit.]

Is that... me?! That's so rude! I don't have to take this!

[edgar_roni]

[His expression is angelic.]

I didn't create that.

[rainbowbrush]

But you know who did! Right?

Tell me so I can paint their portrait and make them sorry!

[edgar_roni]

If I do, will you promise to return home and away from this grown-up tomfoolery?

[rainbowbrush]

[Oh that's not fair. Not fair at all.]

Hnnngh...

Stop treating me like a little kid!

((I hope it's okay that I added you on plurk... you don't have to add me back if you don't want to!))

[edgar_roni]

I see no other way to treat you, little one.

[This is much better.]

So, what's the verdict?


[OOC; It's okay. I added you back.]