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dear_mun2015-01-22 11:18 pm
heartchain) wrote in dear_mun2015-01-22 11:18 pm
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You realize that this isn't nearly as funny as you seem to think it is, right?
[But it totally is, Kurapika. Look at the facts! That world is one that is chock full of superheroes, several of which are using spider-related monikers!
And the Spider's head is there, too.
You're going to flip your shit, and it's going to be hilarious!]
It's because he's there that I'm even considering this.
[...you really suck at taking a joke.]
I'm not like you. I'm not amused by the fact that Gon and Killua are on their own in such a place. [He looks thoughtfully away, expression darkening.] They're strong, but they're also outnumbered and outmatched. Even if they've managed to gain plenty of allies, do you think it's reasonable to presume strangers to our world could compete with the likes of those the other side has gathered?
[OMG, Kurapikachu, do you think your presence is going to make that much of a difference, though?]
...It probably won't. I'm aware of that. But I can at least take care of one problem and even the playing field for my friends.
[One-track-minded as always, aren't you?]
[But it totally is, Kurapika. Look at the facts! That world is one that is chock full of superheroes, several of which are using spider-related monikers!
And the Spider's head is there, too.
You're going to flip your shit, and it's going to be hilarious!]
It's because he's there that I'm even considering this.
[...you really suck at taking a joke.]
I'm not like you. I'm not amused by the fact that Gon and Killua are on their own in such a place. [He looks thoughtfully away, expression darkening.] They're strong, but they're also outnumbered and outmatched. Even if they've managed to gain plenty of allies, do you think it's reasonable to presume strangers to our world could compete with the likes of those the other side has gathered?
[OMG, Kurapikachu, do you think your presence is going to make that much of a difference, though?]
...It probably won't. I'm aware of that. But I can at least take care of one problem and even the playing field for my friends.
[One-track-minded as always, aren't you?]
KEEP DREAMING. because when you wake up you'll be a spider without legs. :|
[You want to know something?
Kurapika doesn't need Melody to be here right now to know just how full of shit you are, Chrollo.
...of course, her being here would probably mean a lot less seething on his part. And boy, is he starting to seethe.]
Next time...I'll make sure I have your full attention.
what kind of monster threatens a man's legs like that, gosh
Although, there is one problem. There is a legal policy in this world for people with troubled pasts; I think the term is... "clean slate?"
WSAFSDKFSHAGSDG REALLY? REALLY?!
[Not that he has one for that particular problem just yet, but give him time...]
yeah, wtf man.
Please do.
Give me a way to even our score without dealing with the fallout.
ur srsly gonna go THERE after stealing eyes? gdiaf.
You had better not touch them!
WHO EVEN CARES ABOUT YOUR DUMB EYES WOW we're talking about spiders here
[By which he means, "I would have killed them already if I didn't have my hands tied by alliances."]
KURAPIKA IS SO MAD RN
[Ah...but the laws in that place, they'll help protect Gon and Killua, right?
Kurapika sure is hoping so, at least until he arrives.]
If you harm them in any way...
CHROLLO LOVES IT, FEED HIM YOUR RAGE
I don't have any interest in them. But there is justice in that, isn't there? Two for two. Then we'd be even.
He'll feed it right into your heart.
We will never be even. Never! Two measly members of the Spider are nothing compared to what you've taken from me! My entire clan! My friends and family! My home!!
/activates judgment chain gets pika arrested for murder
I'm a little bored with scarlet eyes, but I don't mind collecting one more set. But you're right... we'll never be even. All the blood of everyone you know, both eyes and every bone in your body can't begin to pay me back for what I've lost.
If the others were here... [He wouldn't risk them. He already knows that - even revenge isn't worth another loss. But.] But it's only you and I, Chain User. I have nothing to lose.
But you do.
That's not MURDER, that's just SUICIDE. HUFFHUFF.
But then begins visibly shaking with a rage dying to be unleashed, instead.]
There...never would have been a need for that...for any of this! If you'd just LEFT THE KURTA ALONE!!
[It's too late for that now, though. What's done is done and it doesn't matter what Chrollo thinks or says, he deserves to pay for the senseless slaughter and torture of his people!]
You still have your life. Your freedom. I can take both of those things away!
[Just like he will take away the Spider's legs should they ever appear there...]
IS IT REALLY. IS IT.
[Smiling. Not pleasant, really.]
What useless things to hold over my head.
YES GDI.
NOPE THATS GOTTA BE SOME KIND OF DEGREE OF MANSLAUGHTER AT LEAST
Leave this between us. They were only following my orders, as they always do
If you throw yourself in a fire someone else lights, it's still suicide, bro.
Are you saying you'll leave Gon and Killua out of this? And any of our acquaintances that may show up?
NOT IF YOU PUT IT THERE TO TRAP THEM!
I already have an arrangement with them. For as long as it holds.
Look, he has the choice of not triggering it...jeez.
What arrangement?
yeah and being TRAPPED, plus thats a violation of his soul and stuff!!!
...what soul.
[What the hell's the catch?]
The soul that you're HURTING when you kill his spiders, okok
Although, come to think of it... I didn't include a promise not to kill them. What an oversight.
I got a solution. You drop dead with them and it'll stop hurting.
This is...this is pointless here!
[He can barely stand it!]
But you want this kept between us...
[For Gon and Killua...for Leorio and everyone else who matters to him—he can do this. Can't he? To protect them and keep them safe?]
If that's true, if that's...what you really want and you agree not to harm Gon and Killua—! We can talk arrangements.
[Talk. No one said he'll agree. But he...will listen.]
hmm.... strangling some kurta with a chain might stop the pain, too
Leave my people alone and keep quiet about my past at home.
That's what I want.
If you do that, then I won't harm them - unless they come after me. And even then, I'll try to spare them - it shouldn't be difficult, considering the gap between us.
And then you and I can deal with one another.
wow. how about no.
You...
[Expect him to keep quiet, too? To keep quiet and leave the other members of the Troupe alone?
That's too much. It's too much! ...or is it? For his friends...]
Try isn't good enough. You will not harm them and you will not kill them.
[And here he's tempted to insist this be a binding deal. In fact...]
I can make sure both of us keeps his word.
idk it sounds therapeutic
Keep your chains away from me. I've spent enough time with your Nen for one lifetime. Or ten.
your ideas of therapy are the worst.
He's just gearing to get a straight, specific answer out of Chrollo. None of this "try" bunk. "Try" means there's wiggle room...and Chrollo's the sort of person to take advantage of that if it suits him. If there's going to be any kind of agreement, it needs to be based on a foundation that simply cannot be misunderstood. It needs to be ironclad.]
Then your word. If you really want your people left out of this...I expect my friends to be left out of it, too. Completely.
[Meaning all bets are off if Gon and Killua are harmed...even if all Chrollo does is give the order for someone else to go after them.]
or maybe the best
WRONG
or... RIGHT
OMG STOP.
literally never
two can play at that