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You realize that this isn't nearly as funny as you seem to think it is, right?

[But it totally is, Kurapika. Look at the facts! That world is one that is chock full of superheroes, several of which are using spider-related monikers!

And the Spider's head is there, too.

You're going to flip your shit, and it's going to be hilarious!]

It's because he's there that I'm even considering this.

[...you really suck at taking a joke.]

I'm not like you. I'm not amused by the fact that Gon and Killua are on their own in such a place. [He looks thoughtfully away, expression darkening.] They're strong, but they're also outnumbered and outmatched. Even if they've managed to gain plenty of allies, do you think it's reasonable to presume strangers to our world could compete with the likes of those the other side has gathered?

[OMG, Kurapikachu, do you think your presence is going to make that much of a difference, though?]

...It probably won't. I'm aware of that. But I can at least take care of one problem and even the playing field for my friends.

[One-track-minded as always, aren't you?]

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[A soft sound of assent can be heard as Kurapika smiles and nods his head.]

Yes, that's right.

And you must be from...Heropa, was it?

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Not originally, but I'm living there now. I'm Hime Shirayuki!

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Kurapika. It's nice to meet you.

[So he says. But the truth is, if she didn't know Killua, he might be a little more curt.]

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Anyway, if you're going to Heropa, there's some things you need to know. First, the Porter's kind of dumb. Second, you'll be roomed with random people so hopefully some of them are nice. Third, I hope you're fine with being a superhero.

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[Hime...context?]

Firstly, that is to be expected if the Porter is what's responsible for bringing people there in the first place. Secondly, I'm accustomed to being around strangers, so that shouldn't be much of a problem. And thirdly, I'm fine with other people using that designation, but that's not what I am.

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[ context is for losers! ]

If you're not a superhero, then what would you call yourself?

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[Wow! It is not! Context is important!]

A Hunter.

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Of what?

shh i don't have a type

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Criminals.

OH MY GOD, JOEY

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Oh, okay. In that case, I guess I'm a Hunter as well.

:x

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You guess?

[You're not a Hunter, Hime. A hunter, maybe...but that's as much as Kurapika's willing to believe.]

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Well, I mostly fight Saiarks, but there aren't any in Heropa, so I've had to settle for criminals instead.

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What's a Saiark?

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They're basically monsters. The Phantom Empire turns people into Saiarks and it's up to the Pretty Cure to stop them and cure the people.

how often do you typo that as pretty cute? because i keep doing it :T

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[Phantom. Heinous people must really like that word.]

A...Pretty Cure? Hmm...

[What a strange name. But he's not really one to talk, is he?]

That sounds like a very important job.

like all the time. :/

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Mmhmm! It's up to us to help keep the world safe.

i feel vaguely better now

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A popular job requirement from world to world, by the looks of things.

/backpats

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Yeah really! Sometimes I wonder if that machine deliberately chooses us because we're heroes.

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Not everyone it chooses is a hero, however.

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But a fair amount are. At least, a large enough amount that it bears noticing.