and then a fallen angel happened. hello nostalgia

[raburobyou]

I don't really know what's going on . . . but I'll do my best! [she pumps a fist, determined] There's no reason for you to worry, Mun! Even though it's been multiple years since you've played the first game . . . and the last Disgaea thing you finished was the third novel . . . it's okay!

[wait a minute Flonne, you didn't sound all that sure for a se--] I'm still the same Flonne, aren't I? Ah, please don't call me the "same old Flonne," I'm not old, you know. I'm only 1609 years old. I'm still young! Ah-- I mean . . . [she didn't mean to raise her voice there. that wasn't very nice. oh well! moving right along!!]

A-anyway! There are tons of people here, all of them just waiting to learn the wonders of ♥~love~♥! I should get started! [she clutches her fists in front of her chest, excited!] Maybe I'll make some mecha friends, too!

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[celestial_wizard]

1609 years o.. er, young? [ Geez that's old. At least by mortal standards. ]

1/2

[raburobyou]

That's right! I think that makes me about 16 in human years, but it's very young for angels! ["angel," says the girl with a red demon tail and wings] Seraph Lamington, the leader of Celestia, is thousands of years old, for instance!

[raburobyou]

Ah--! Not that Seraph Lamington is old!! He's just . . . wise and ancient-- No, not that! I mean, he's just older than me, that's all!

[celestial_wizard]

Ah. I see! I know someone like that -- Erm! I mean... someone that is very wise, not.. someone that's old or anything. Even though he is. Kind of. A little.

[ A little a lot. ]

[raburobyou]

Is that so? Are they a demon or an angel? Or perhaps a ten thousand year old robot!!?! [her eyes burst into flames as she clutches her fists against her flat chest]

[celestial_wizard]

Um... none of the above? They're human... [ A ..ten thousand year old robot? Jeez. ]

[raburobyou]

Oh. Well that's a little boring . . .

[lonemajin]

Oh, Flonne. Do I need to remind you that you are the oldest of us? Wrinkles and all that are just part of aging, don't worry.

[ Flonne never said anything about wrinkles... ]

hdjdjdjd ha perfect

[raburobyou]

Wha-- I do not have wrinkles! [and yet she pats her cheeks just in case YOU ARE HORRIBLE] I-in any case, just because I'm older doesn't mean I'm not still in the springtime of my youth!

sorry flonne

[lonemajin]

Hehe. [ She'll take that as a compliment. ]

Springtime, huh? Don't you think that's a bit much? I'll give you...mid Autumn. September at the earliest if I'm feeling generous.

no you're nottttt

[raburobyou]

If I'm September, then you're January!

[Flonne honey that makes no sense]

Because even though you're a little bit younger, you're winter.

yeah you're right

[lonemajin]

Uh, not to totally gank your narration, but, Flonne, honey, that makes no sense.

I've got gorgeous, flawless skin and radiant red hair. There's nothing 'winter' about me.

i am the cleverest detective. also 1/2

[raburobyou]

[OVERDRAMATIC PHOENIX WRIGHT POINT, complete with WHA-BAM sound effect]

It's because you're cold!

[raburobyou]

Or you can be autumn I guess that'd fit better withyourcolorpalette and human autumn fashion is so cute but--! [ANOTHER DRAMATIC POINT] My point still stands!

[what was her point again?]

[lonemajin]

Flonne, Flonne, Flonne. The word you're looking for isn't 'cold'. It's 'hot'. [ She shrugs. Leave it to Flonne to get complete opposites mixed up. ]

Maybe you should calm down a little before you embarrass yourself more. This is concerning.

[raburobyou]

I am not getting anything mixed up--!

[a tiny huff] How mean, Etna, teasing me right after we've reunited in such a mysterious, exciting new dimension.

[lonemajin]

Oh, Flonne, don't be like that. You can't tell, but I'm just choking up with emotion. Or heartburn.

But, really, this isn't all that exciting a place.

1/2

[raburobyou]

Oh! Do you want some Faerielosec? Or maybe Pupcid? I'm sure we have some in the inventory somewhere . . .

[she starts digging around, generally making a mess of things. but that next comment brings her to a screeching halt as items clatter to the floor]

Ehhh?! [I did say "screeching"] But-- But we could make so many friends here!

[raburobyou]

My sources tell me there are GIANT ROBOTS hiding around here somewhere! And I'm sure you could find something cool that you like too, Etna! [w-wow, was that an afterthought?!]

[lonemajin]

[ Oh, Flonne, she loves you, even though you're a total nutjob. ]

Infinite possibilities and all you're worried about are robots and making friends. I guess I shouldn't be surprised.