((This trouble-making informant wants to be included in my main plotline again.))

[observer_of_people]

Don't fight it, Mun-chan. [<3] You thought of me again, so that means it's my time to enter into things.

I'd like to help our friends anyway I possibly can. You know this.

[Sigh] I don't appreciate it when you forget about me like this.

[No, I didn't forget. I was just busy, that's all.]

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[federalbureauofimmortals]

You say help, but I'm pretty sure you mean the other thing. What sort of shitty thing are you getting yourself up to? Eh?

[observer_of_people]

[Haha. You, sir, know nothing. Izaya wouldn't know who you are, and he's quite sure you don't know who he is or what's going on.

With that, he'll calmly smile and gladly enlighten you a little about the dilemma at hand.]

You have no idea about the threat against the human race, do you? Of course not. It's not really happening where you are--though it might if no one does anything to prevent that...

For your information, I'm by no means involved with this threat. You assume wrong. [There's just the slightest edge to his voice, for he loathes this threat. He may have the most twisted love towards people--but that doesn't mean he wants them all to be annihilated!]

I tend to be a philanthropist in the middle of this crisis, with the know-how to assist people in getting rid of some awful cyborgs.

Human beings would cease to exist if they were all wiped out, or converted into more drones...

As unbelievable as that sounds, it's the truth. [Izaya grins slyly at the suspicious man.] Although, if my honest words aren't enough, I have files and photos stashed away in an office space.

[Of course, it makes his ego soar to have a lovely role in doing a lot of good for his playthings. It's also a necessity for him because, even if he were the only person standing, he'd have no clients. He'd have not much to live for anymore!

Making room to take control of some of what goes on, and maybe--just maybe--cause a little mischief along the way... is a bonus. However, that bit is for only him to know.]