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[wrathfulflame]

The fuck are you thinking, scum? Nothing, as usual.

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[hooded_illusions]

Glad to see you too boss.

[wrathfulflame]

Mammon.

Trash is fucking pissing me off.

[hooded_illusions]

Mu and what do you want me to do about it Boss?

[He could probably get him a drink or something.]

[wrathfulflame]

[ Flattest of flat stares.

that's apparently your answer.

i'm sorry for him ]

[hooded_illusions]

[This is the life of someone working for Xanxus. It's a thankless and abusive job.

Sigh.]

What did your Mun do?

[wrathfulflame]

Breathe.

[ It really is. At least he hasn't thrown anything yet? then again. No Squalo. ]

[hooded_illusions]

Boss, your Mun kind of has to breathe.

[Squalo took almost all of the abuse.]

[wrathfulflame]

Not the fucking point.

[ Squalo is his favourite target. He signed himself up for it by letting his hair grow out. ]

[hooded_illusions]

Mu, other than your Mun being alive, how are things treating you?

[Squalo does have the longest hair in the Varia. Mammon would be second.]

[wrathfulflame]

Mn.

[ S H R U G. ]

There's the fucking runt around. I'm not allowed to shoot him.

[ More it was about Squalo's oath to him. ]

[hooded_illusions]

Tsuna's here too? I've run into Reborn, Fon and Colonello here.

[That was about all he learned while Xanxus was away.]

[wrathfulflame]

No, the stupid Trash has a runt around.

[ ... He's gonna twitch, forever. Too much Trash. ]

[hooded_illusions]

[Oh boy.]

Have you tried ignoring him Boss? That might be the best course of action.

[wrathfulflame]

[ ....Mammon, Mammon no. ]

... It's fucking hard to ignore the fucking stupid runt's scared noises.

[hooded_illusions]

[ Simple solution to a horrible problem.]

Mu, sounds like you have it hard boss. Anything I can do to help you relax?

[ God help him.]

[wrathfulflame]

[ ...Xanxus no, you can't say that. ]

Find me something to gag the runt with.

[hooded_illusions]

Mu, you want to gag him? Wouldn't he make more noise if you do that?

[wrathfulflame]

[ ... ]

Gag and a large sound proof box with no air holes.

[hooded_illusions]

So now you want me to murder Tsuna?

[Boss no.]

[wrathfulflame]

[ ...When you put it that way, it just makes him amused as fuck. ]

Just suffocate him into silence.

[ Yes, that's a yes. ]

[hooded_illusions]

Got it. [The things he does for you boss.] Glad to see you smiling boss.

[wrathfulflame]

Heh.

[ Pat on head. ]

Mammon will never forget that head pat.

[hooded_illusions]

[Did that just happen?]

Too bad Xanxus will when something pisses him off next.

[wrathfulflame]

[ It did. He's in a good mood for now. ]

The hell is that look for?

At least he makes any form of affection memoriable.

[hooded_illusions]

N-Nothing, boss.

[wrathfulflame]

Whatever. Get me a drink.

[hooded_illusions]

I'm guessing whiskey, Boss?

[That was what Xanxus usually drank.]

[kita_no_dangerous]

Hahi! So angry!

[wrathfulflame]

[ . . . Flatstare. ]

[kita_no_dangerous]

W-WAAAH! So scary too!

[wrathfulflame]

[ .... Just the icon look at that. ]

[cruento]

Shishi~ Having fun, Boss? [Wow it's been like ten years since a Xanxus has appeared, and Bel's not really sure if he's excited or not.]

[wrathfulflame]

How the fuck is this fun?

[ Mun was about 10 years too late to the party. You can blame Mun's friend and friend's Squalo. ]

[cruento]

[It's okay, it's better late than never!]

Heeeeh~? Don't you want to be sent to a game, Boss? [Games and messing around with muns and other muses is lots of fun to Bel! But then again Xanxus is a total grump so he's not surprised with his Boss' discontent.]

[wrathfulflame]

Trash is thinking of a private pokemon game. Or something.

[ Bel, take a moment to imagine Xanxus around pokemon. ]

[cruento]

Haaaaaaaaaa? A pokemon game? [Oh he's imagining it, alright.]

Ushishi~ I used to be in a pokemon game, the big one that's slow as molasses now? It's kind of fun, but there's a lot of babies there and you're not allowed to kill anyone. How lame~