its not drugs man

[robocreep]

[... An AU.

In Prime.

Where he escapes the shadow zone.

And becomes leader of the Prime DJD-

Okay first of all he does not look like Tarn, no similarities, none at all whatsoever the end go home no one likes you.

Second of all no.

Third of all go to bed.

And finally no one likes you leave him alone]

Diagnosis: Incoherent ramblings

Suggestion: bed

Comments

[celestialsun]

[Insert Scooby-Doo laughtrack here.]

[robocreep]

[im sorry is there someone in here

he doesnt notice anyone in here

oh well lets continue being the superior life form in the room]

[celestialsun]

[Someone still mad that a 'dog' has insane god-like powers?

She's not above pissing on a foot. Don't try her.]

[robocreep]

[Look, he's had a very hard day and he is not above violently kicking adorable things for a while.

Have some sympathy]

[celestialsun]

[Reason she doesn't go near the place, another is one not to be said publicly.

Would a sound file full of colorful language to make a sailor's ears bleed be a nice gift?]

[robocreep]

[If you do it he will reward you by not being a shithead for a while, how's that sound.]

[celestialsun]

[She will take what she can get, because Soundwave.

Just going to nose over a thing containing them, includin a few yo momma and dad jokes to make people groan.

Cause that was real rough, poor asshole bot.]

[ringed_fate]

[He is super impressed. And a little amazed.]

Wow! It looks just like a mech out of an anime. And it's HUGE! Wait... is it on?

[robocreep]

[Okay asshole, 'it' is a he, and he is Tumblr levels offended at being called an it.

So he's going to reach down

and flick this ugly sack of water and bones across the room with his middle finger and thumb.

piss off]

[ringed_fate]

[He has no idea that you're sentient! All he knows is that the giant machine is now reaching for him. Oh that's not good.....not good....unless it doesn't mean any harm? It's sort of hard to tell with the mask. ]

Um....I'm sorry. *bows* I didn't know anyone was in there. Is someone in there? I wasn't going to do anything, I was just looking because I've never seen anything like you, I swear!

[robocreep]

[There isn't a gesture subservient enough on the planet to make him happy right now, he's had a very hard day.

So he flicks him anyway.

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