Voice Test - Canon is "Beware the Batman"

[shinyshiny]

 Shiny, shiny!

Thank you, my sweet mun, for letting me out of my padded cage. It's been so dull. No shine, no sweet Bat! A girl could go crazy! 

Now that I'm out, let's find me some shiny! 

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Magpieeee <3

[wallcrawler]

...yeeeeeah...

Y'know, I gotta say, even Electro didn't broadcast the crazy this much. I'm impressed.

Worried, but impressed!

[shinyshiny]

I'm not crazy! I've just embraced the darkness.

You should try it sometime, my sweet little...whatever you are.

It's so freeing.

[wallcrawler]

Been there, done that, all I got was a lousy alien symbiote with a fondness for mind control.

So I'm good, thanks.

[shinyshiny]

Mind control. Were you erased away?

[wallcrawler]

Well, we had an argument over whose body it was.

I won.

[shinyshiny]

Shiny, shiny! Good for you.

I won too. No birchbox coffins for me, but one for sorrow.

[wallcrawler]

See, you'd think, but really it just led to more headaches. Symby found a new host, and...well, it was downhill from there.

But do not think that our mutual bonding over mind-hijackings doesn't mean I'm not gonna stare at you disapprovingly over the whole "embrace the darkness" thing.

Because I will.

[LOOK AT HIM GO, HE'S DOING IT...you just can't tell. Because of the mask thing.]

[shinyshiny]

[She's just staring at you, Spidey.]

Don't you get it?! You'll end up that way too one day. Skulking around in a costume. Battling your dark side. The dark side always wins. It always consumes you.

Just like me.

And then you'll be lost, waiting for the shine to come back.

And it won't.

[wallcrawler]

Kinda doubt that, tweety-bird. Like I said: Been there, done that.

Twice, actually!

[shinyshiny]

Don't.

Call.

Me.

Tweety!

[wallcrawler]

[Whoop, leaping to a safer perch now.]

Come on, what else am I gonna work with here? That leather fixation? I've got an image as a family-friendly spider to uphold!

[But wow. Just. Wow. Even his most temperamental of bad guys didn't broadcast their sore spots that easy. Well, except maybe Electro, but...well, equal parts crazy, there, now that he thought about it.]

[shinyshiny]

[Sadly, there are not many perches that are safe from bird-themed villains. She follows you, Spidey. And her talons are out to play.]

It's Magpie!

And the feathers make it family-friendly.