things we put him through

[twilightlegend]

...
... ...
... ... ...

[he's actually speechless - genuinely 10000000000% speechless - about what just transpired. He knows that his mun and Marth's mun tended to share a lot of the same opinions (especially when it comes to 'science') but to notice Ganon's......... equipment.

At the same time.

In the same scene.

This is almost as bad as that one time with a certain blond robot swordsman's chassis]

Please stop.

[we were in perfect sync; like in that Shulk trailer!]

... But no one wished for that. No one wants this! This is as bad as that one instance with his sleepclothes- [stop] Just- Why can you not keep your ideas to yourself? and away from the children

[ooc: Hyrule Warriors is a terrible game with quality booty 8|b ]

Comments

[ihatenoon]

Oh ho ho? What'd I miss?

[twilightlegend]

[he flinches, but the embarrassed look on his face indicates that it might be due to trauma more than anything else]

More uncomfortable scenarios than should be allowed in sensible company.

[ihatenoon]

If I've learned anything since you and I met? It's that life is uncomfortable and doesn't make sense.

But the look on your face is priceless either way.

[twilightlegend]

[-gh!]

... [he's happy to see you enjoying yourself, Midna, really he is. But that's not really helping his case right now]

[unluckyprince]

I fear that would be difficult with our two muns always ... encouraging each other in these things. The coordination does come in handy at points, but... most certainly not here.

[sure was some lovingly modeled piggy peen tho.]

[twilightlegend]

[marf no.....]

.... [he just puts his face in his hands. Internal screaming intensifies]

[unluckyprince]

[BRUH... STAY WITH ME BRUH...]

[here look he'll put a hand on Link's shoulder. it's gon be okay.]

.....I-I know, I know...

[ganon]

[Ignore that highly amused laughter from his mun, Ganondorf is nowhere near as amused. THERE ARE THINGS YOU JUST DON'T DISCUSS. This is one of them. And he's planning to fix that error of Link and his mun's with a fist full of dark fire.]

Allow me to put you out of your misery then, boy.

[twilightlegend]

[IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STUPID TV AND WE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR MONTHS /frantically mashes dodge button]

[Link's demeanor immediately sobers compared with his previous disgraced look and fixes Ganondorf with a 'thanks but no thanks' look. Left hand on his sword, he's ready to defend himself if it comes to that]

For what it's worth, I tried to stop her.

[he's about as traumatized as you are because MAN. MAN WERE YOU LOVINGLY SCULPTED]

[ganon]

[Yes, well, his mun was going to be totally unaware when she got finally her Wii U and this game. AND NOW SHE'S GOING TO BE DELIBERATELY LOOKING AND IT'S YOUR FAULT. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

Ganondorf already wanted to destroy you, Link. Now there's extra incentive, nevermind that it's not even his fault, really.]

Hmph. It's worth very little. It's obvious you can't keep that impudent mundane of yours in line.

[twilightlegend]

[IT'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN WHEN YOU BEAT THE FINAL BOSS OF LEGEND MODE. You're welcome and happy hunting ;)c ]

[this seems to be Link's lot in life... Alas, he braces himself for a fight. he's been ordered around by women his whole life, we're not sure what Ganondorf was expecting]

I take it you've fared better? [slightly mocking because he doesn't think the other man has been any more successful than he has at trying to get the players to behave]

[ganon]

[OH GOODIE, when Ganondorf comes stomping on DM threatening to destroy me... I probably found it. (Or it's just an ordinary day as a Ganon mun.)]

[It's a good thing, because Ganondorf is drawing that stark white blade that once belonged to the sages. He doesn't attack, yet-- just starts circling Link like a shark.]

Mine knows her place. [Except for the part where that's not true, but it's Ganondorf: he'll never admit anyone holds any power over him.] You have to be creative to make them mind.

[twilightlegend]

[Godspeed, man, Godspeed]

[Link only really shifts his weight and turns his head to keep an eye on his enemy at all times. Thank the Hero's Shade for the Mortal Draw technique... Though he supposes he still has the fishing rod that Colin gave him if it does come to that.

There's a raised eyebrow at that comment (he doesn't believe Ganondorf for a second) before shaking his head. Nope. Doesn't think you've managed to get any more control over the situation than he has.

I mean, Gods, you've seen the shit we get put through in actual canon; Gods forbid we actually consider what the players here decide to do]

[ganon]

[Excuse you, that fishing rod is very shiny and eye-catching. In case you didn't notice his elaborate wardrobe, he likes shiny things.

The silence only brings about a low, rumbling laugh. You know the one: the laugh before he starts smack-talking and challenging Link to a fight to the death.] Of course. What would an errand boy know of control? Your existence is composed entirely of being pushed around by others.

[Is the subject sufficiently steered away from his equipment now? Or does he need to try and lodge a blade in Link's head to drive the point home? Either way, Ganondorf is going with that second option. There's now an incoming lunge from Ganondorf, and a horizontal swipe of the blade to follow it.]