Mun Mixes Things in her Mind Again

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Um Mun? I don't get this sprite pic.
(It's a sprite pic of your and Evil's Foe Yay!)
....What's that?

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No.

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(This is partly your mun's fault anyway, Evil.)
? No what?

I regret nothing V:3

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What I meant to say is that I do not appreciate being thought of that way. If your mun does not cease their actions, I will have to deal with him or her myself.

*trollface*

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(Nope nope ain't stopping. It's too funny!)
I don't get it though! What is she talking about?
"Foe Yay?" What IS that?
And why spades? What does that mean?

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[Evil the Cat completely ignores Kirby's questions and unsheathes his claws, lunging at Kirby's mun. Because >implications.]

[Also Kirby will find out when he's older.]

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(*refuses to back down, dodges Evil's claws LIKE A BOSS* This is the only Foe Yay pairing I'll ever ship! Be honored guys!)
[Kirby is SOOOOOOO confused right now.]

I expect a fanfic of this pairing.

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[Kirby can continue to be confused as Evil takes out his gun and shoots at Kirby's mun.]

PFFT I'd read it! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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(*Whooo dodging lasers!* You know you can't kill a Mun, right? XDDDDDDD)
[Kirby doesn't know what to say or do at this point.]

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[Evil doesn't care if he can't kill a mun, but he's sure going to try anyway.]

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(Nope not happening. Not sorry either!
Hm, now I'm wondering if Nepeta would agree with me...)
Who's that?
(A character from the same series as John. Ooh! Maybe a Nepeta might apply to Ink City!)

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[WE MUST ENABLE A NEPETA!]

[Also Evil's still trying to kill you. Also this is hilarious.]

[roundpinkpuff]

(YEEES WE MUST!!!!!!!
Also Evil will never kill me. No matter how much he tries.
Also, this is indeed hilarious.)
[Also, Kirby just watches silently until Evil's done trying to kill his mun.]

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[It takes a really long time,. but evil DOES get tired enough to stop. He just stands in place, attempting to catch his breath and still looking pissed.]

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(*is still laughing about this*)
Um...

As am I.

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[Evil snaps his attention over to Kirby.]

What!?

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.....Why'd you try to hurt my mun?

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Because your mun is an insufferable, inconceivably horrendous, worthless living being on the planet.

[roundpinkpuff]

(Aw don't say that! There are even worse yaoi fans out there!)
But she's nice! *turns to me* Right?
(*smiles and pats Kirby's head* Of course I am! ^_^ )

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No. Your mun is not nice. Your mun deserves my tortures.

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(*gives Kirby a gigantic basket filled with Maxim Tomatoes* See? I'm nice!)
[Kirby eats the entire basket of Maxim Tomatoes his mun gives him.]

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(Oh don't look at me like that.)
? What?

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...Your mun is even more annoying than Jim. And I did not even think that was conceivably possible.

[roundpinkpuff]

(I'm not annoying.
..................
OK maybe I am a LITTLE bit.)
Annoying?

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Quite. Annoying. Whatever your mun does that you consider good does not change the fact that the picture of the spade is an object that will eventually destroy the multiverse.

I'm surprised there's no comments from any Homestuck characters yet!

[roundpinkpuff]

(Embrace the Kismesissitude! EMBRACE IIIIIIT!!!!!!!)
What DOES the spade mean?
(It means Foe Yay!)

GET IN HERE! ALL OF YOU!

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[Siiiigh]

It means that your mun wishes torture on everyone and everything. Including you. It is why she trapped you in a city where you can go insane, die from rust, have your mind forcibly wiped clean by evil scientists, be killed over and over, be killed by homicidal maniacs, oh, I can go on.

*thinks she might add the MS Paint Adventures tag*

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[.....No words.]

DOO EET

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...Need I go on?

Just did!

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Um..........
.............
No thanks...

YES! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Then you can see why your mun is not and will never be "nice".

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But... I'm tough!
She knows I can handle it!

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Can you really? Even Twilight is starting to get depressed, and her show is based around the foundations of happiness and love.

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Uh huh!
Fought LOTS of evil monsters! In canon! [Whatever that means, but muns use it a lot]

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And so has Twilight. In fact, when she finds out that she was named after one of the most horrid pieces of literature in existence, she will be fully broken.

[roundpinkpuff]

(Oh the vampire books? That I totally prefer Castlevania to?)
"Twilight" books?

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A sparkly vampire bites a female, makes her feel extreme pain for three days, and then manipulates the girl into loving him.

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(Can you tell Kirby doesn't get romance yet, Evil?)

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...He makes her a slave.

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Oh... Well...
That's not very nice...

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It is not a very good book.

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Doesn't sound good...
(Kirby doesn't really read much anyway
...And how'd this derail from Homestuck-style shipping to Twilight? XDDDDDDDDDDD)

<_< >_> Bella <3< Evil the Cat OTP

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Trust me, most people would rather end their lives than be forced to read Twilight.

[roundpinkpuff]

(Actually, you'd be surprised by how many fans of Twilight there are....
...Who appear to only be there for the "hotness." =.=;;;;)
Oh.
[Never read this... "Twilight." Duly noted.]

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[Evil the Cat is fully aware of all the people that like Twilight, but he thinks all humans are idiots.]