Homeless until we figure out where all the good icons are hiding

[xpendable]

NOT expendable that is not what the X means! No I don't care what that episode said, that was a joke! Ha ha ha, joke, don't take that seriously!

Experimental ranger, EXPERIMENTAL. Change the name!

Look, yeah it's funny. Okay I get it, it's hilarious, you're the queen of comedy, just a constant, non stop riot ha ha ha ha ha-

change the name before someone blows me up.

Comments

[metaimpact]

Ohhhhh? [this, here, is a dangerous, mischievous grin] When someone throws you, do you explode?

[xpendable]

Considering I'm not the worst robot ever, NO.

I get thrown every other week, one of the drawbacks of weighing less than a malnourished Traxion.

[metaimpact]

The most expendable demons blow up when you throw 'em. Makes for good entertainment. And you don't even offer that much?

[xpendable]

Not a demon, robot. I'm not there for giggles, I'm a ranger buddy. I keep intergalactic peace, blowing up because a tiny astro flea jumped on me and had a sneeze is not exactly good for my end of the month review.

[metaimpact]

Ohh, you're an Earth Defense robot. That why you're like that. Like a balding old man who's had the same crap job for a thousand years. [he points at him sharply, getting fired up] Listen up! If you were truly loyal, you'd sacrifice yourself for your master's sake or the general or whatever. Comedy is important on a ship! It keeps everyone from killing each other, and relieving some tension before the boss battle keeps up morale!

[xpendable]

Hey! I'm a year old! A year and a half, who are you calling a bald old man, I'm hip!

[Hip enough to know how to make organic women like him. With money and posturing]

I'm hilarious! I crack jokes all the time, I'm the best thing our space cruiser has as far as entertainment. Just not by exploding.

I'm charming, adorable, fun to talk to, the best poker player in the galaxy, I know where to get the best pizza, I have the best comic book collection compared to anyone on the ship, hands down, AND not to toot my own horn here, I'm pretty humble.

[metaimpact]

Oh yeah, you're reeking of humility. No one says hip anymore, y'know, you must have an old geezer chip in--

Wait-- Comic books? [he perks up] Like Deadpond, Captain Netherdeath, the Puntisher-- Ya got any manga?

[xpendable]

More humble than you.

[DING COMIC BOOKS]

Manga? No idea what that is, what I do have is every issue of Galactic War from the very beginning, half of Arachniboy, some issues of Merc and the very first few comics from the Killbots series.

Don't tell Buzz about that last one.

[metaimpact]

You're lucky I'm willing to ignore that comment for the sake of comics. I dunno any o' those. Do they have dastardly villains? Cool anti-heroes?