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[dancelikethedamned]

You're unbelievable. Of all the irresponsible things you've done in the history of your life, this just might be the cherry on the cake.

Take me back to Strahta this instant. Unlike yourself, I have important matters to attend to.

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[thatpeskyninja]

Don't have to make it sound like this isn't the first cherry.
[Well your cherry maybe but, details~]

Awww--Hubey, are you a little shy?

[dancelikethedamned]

It isn't. This woman is impossible.

[God damn it Yuffie, this is why he can't have nice things.]

No. I want to go back to my work. It will pile up if I'm gone too long.

[thatpeskyninja]

Could be far worse.

[Nice things like your virginity you mean. Ufufufu.]


Oh, no? I'm sure you can, but nothing wrong with a quickie. Might help to loosen you up in my opinion.

Do be gentle with me I'm a rather delicate flower that needs to be caressed oh so slowly~ <3

[dancelikethedamned]

[He swears to god.]

I--don't know why I expected more from you.

[He's so done with you, Yuffie. Why can't you have your mind out of the gutter like his friend Cheria.]

I don't need sexual activity just to relax, Miss Kisaragi. I doubt you do, either.

[thatpeskyninja]

[No you're not. You say you are, but you'll continue to not be done with her.]

I'm always full of surprises. Makes things interesting.

Not particularly since I train daily, but... If it's with you then I guess I wouldn't mind at all.

[protectives]

Come on, Hubert. Even you could use a break sometimes, right?

Maybe going along with your mun for a little while will give you a fresh perspective on things when you head back to Strahta. You know, help with productivity?

[Asbel, like you know the first thing about being productive.]

[dancelikethedamned]

I am productive enough on my own, thank you.

The last person I need a lecture from about productivity is you, Asbel.

[Hubert put the sass down.]

[protectives]

It...wasn't supposed to be a lecture, exactly. [He scratches the back of his head.]

All I'm saying is you should try unwinding for a bit. I know you think side trips are inconvenient and they mess up your schedule, but you never know what could happen. It might turn out to be something really great.