When the 90s hit they hit HARD

[foxeye]

Come on now, Mun, don't pretend you're surprised. You know I always get my way eventually.

Now let's go find some fun!

[By fun do you mean 'Fairy kings to shoot in the face?']

If that's not fun, what is?

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Those 90s tho

[daddiesissues]

That particular style of fun is hard to come by, unfortunately.

You never forget your first loves, do you? :D

[foxeye]

Such a shame. And I have the laser all warmed up, too!

[Yeah, THESE two would get on like a house on fire! Fox likes psychotic husband/his nemesis clones about as much as baby-stealing fairies!]

Rewatching is so rewarding, there was so much stuff I didn't get as a kid.

[daddiesissues]

[Houses on fire have less collateral damage, really.]

Yes, well... I suggest you cool it. There's no reason to get so excited.

Gargoyles gave me unrealistic expectations for EVERY CARTOON EVER

[foxeye]

[And this is why castles are better then houses. They can take LASER fire and be fine!]

Hmm, well thank you for your advice on anger-management. However did I get along without it?

[Yeah, Fox doesn't trust you even as far as she can throw you. So she's keeping the absurdly-designed gun here, thanks. She likes her gun.]

Yeah, it is one of a kind. I wish the comics had continued.

[daddiesissues]

[He's keeping an eye on that gigantic gun, but not raising his own (because of course he has his own, he always has his own). Tail's a little tensed ready to smack it out of Fox's hand if the need comes though.]

I often wonder that about everyone, but not everyone appreciates my... advice. Common sense is too uncommon, I suppose.

Alas alas. *weeps*

[foxeye]

[Well, that would take care of the main gun. Probably not the rest squirreled around the room. Fox raises an eyebrow.]

And you're just a bastion of that.

Was there a reason you're hanging around, or are you just filling your monthly lurking quota?

[Because Thailog is totally up to something. He's David's (partial) clone, after all. It's literally in his genes. And no one knows how a Villain is always Up To Something like a (somewhat) former one!]

I'm so sorry.

[bosspenguin]

...Sounds like my kind of woman.

*falls over laughing*

[foxeye]

[Talking penguin? Sevarius must have been feeling like getting in the Christmas spirit for his experiments.]

Afraid I'm taken, Handsome - But I'm happy to provide the firepower if you see any fairies around!

[Because giving the penguin a laser is the BEST idea, right? Good use of resources!]

I have no idea what I'm thinking.

[bosspenguin]

Firepower? You and I are definitely speaking the same language, ma'am.

Now, have you seen any talking octopi around?

Me neither, friend. Me neither.

[foxeye]

Not recently. Is that a concern?

At least he's entertaining?

[bosspenguin]

Only the most evil of super-villains in the existence of super-villainy.

Oh so VERY MUCH.

[foxeye]

[Fox laughs. This one's good - The last escaped experiment couldn't maintain a conversation at all!]

Really? Who's counting? We take the Super-Villain ranking pretty serious around here!

[Xanatos Enterprises is being beaten by an octopus? CLEARLY they need to step up their game!]

[bosspenguin]

[Flipper, slap forehead.]

Why do all the beautiful ones have to be so evil?

[foxeye]

Comes with the territory.

[Flattery gets you everywhere, so Fox chucks him under the beak before heading for the kitchen.]

However, we're taking the week off for the holidays, so there's no evil plans to thwart at the moment. Lunch?

[bosspenguin]

As long as there's fish involved.

[foxeye]

You're in luck - it's sushi today.

[And every day, really. Perks of having a kitchen stocked to feed a small army of Gargoyles.]

[bosspenguin]

Then I wholeheartedly accept.

At least Rico's not here - he'd eat your whole kitchen.

Best. Cartoon. Ever.

[reluctant_gargoyle]

Okay, even I have to admit, seeing that guy knocked down a peg or two was pretty damn nice.

[foxeye]

He could try, but he'd have to get past Broadway.

[Actually, she would pay good money for that!

Then, because she can't resist - ]

So what's a penguin like you doing in a place like this?

[bosspenguin]

My mun. Apparently she's been having a bad day so she thought I might liven the proceedings up a little.

[Smug smirk. At least as smug as a penguin can get.]

HELL YES. *high fives*

[foxeye]

Definitely one of my prouder accomplishments. And we both know that's a long list!

[Fox and Elisa may have their differences, but it's nice to find common ground. Mainly that Oberon is a JACKASS.]

[foxeye]

[Smirking right back.]

Not a bad origin story! I'll bet you're just the life of the party!

[Fox, are you flirting with the penguin? What even is happening.]

[bosspenguin]

You bet your bottom dollar I am, ma'am!

[Although Rico does some neat party tricks what with regurgitating phone booths and cacti and the like.]

It's a bit strange being here without the rest of my unit, but I wouldn't wish Rico on anyone.

[foxeye]

[Fox tosses him some of the sushi.]

Hm. I know what you mean. I think it was better, bowing out of my team when I did, but you can't help missing them. Even the idiots.

[Especially the idiots. Well, they're scheduled to break out of jail next week anyway! Maybe there will be time for a visit! She could use the firing practice.]

[bosspenguin]

[Omnomnomnom.]

I know what you mean. I'm almost starting to miss the ring-tail.

[Skipper hears the words that leave his beak, pulls a face. Okay maybe not Julien.]

So how long have you been...super-villain...ing?

*high fives!*

[reluctant_gargoyle]

[Such a gigantic jackass. ...sometimes somewhat literally.]

I might have to question some of the items on that list... but I'll give you that one, hands down.

[foxeye]

Really more of a side-thing, at the moment. I don't know if I ever broke into super-villain.

[She slides a plate his way, and sets up her own.]

Anyway, it's really more in the eye of the beholder, don't you think? We're having a nice conversation, and I haven't strapped you to a table of threatened you with a laser, right?

[bosspenguin]

Please don't. I recently got turned into a mutant and I can't say I ever want to do that again.

[foxeye]

[Sympathetic eyeroll from Fox. Amazing. She actually has something in common with a penguin.]

No kidding. That really puts a damper on things!

[toserveandprotect]

For once you've said something I don't think I can argue with at all.

[foxeye]

Ha, I knew it had to happen someday.

[Nothing brings people closer together then Oberon being a jackass!]