dear_mun | (no subject)

hey
harley
karkat and i told you future a couple minutes ago
its a bag of dicks
hahahahahahahaha

omg
you are both five years old

I Only Wish I Could Say The Same

lol!!!
i mean of course i would love to see you guys
but i cannot imagine putting up with dave and karkats bullshit

That makes two of us.
Dealing with Roxy's drunken shenanigans is bad enough.

dirk
dont tell anyone
but i think your brother might be.........
really immature >|

Edited 2012-03-18 22:17 (UTC)

The Amount Of Bullshit There Is Just
Unreal
And Thats Not Even The Worst Of It Personally

oh wow :/
do i even want to know what the worst part is? ._.

Jade.
I think EVERYONE knows that.

if i see a single penis drawn in my house
by either of you
there will be consequences, dirk strider
dire
consequences!!!!! >|

Probably Not
Its
Literally Such Alien Bullshit That Im Not Sure Youd Understand

i could lend an ear anyway
i mean
if you need or even want to talk about it!!

Now that just sounds like a challenge laid down with a crisp white glove.
Are you sure you want to go down this way?
I assure you if I don't take up this call to enact my family traditions, Dave will.

Well
I Suppose I Do
Since Really Theres Hardly Anybody To Talk To
Ok
How Familiar Have You Been Made With The Concept Of Moirallegiance

ummm....
i am vaguely familiar
i learned some things from you guys back when we were playing sburb
and ive learned some from nepeta, too

why do you ask?

omg....
kanaya worked so hard to clean our house up!
you havent seen the wrath of an angry jade
i hope you are prepared, dirk!!!
>:P!!!!!
(hehehe)

I See
Well
Its Part Of The Problem
Basically

Why Am I Even Bothering Youve Probably Gotten Casual Spoilers Already On What Happened With Gamzee

i have actually heard quite a lot
but ummmmmm....
dont worry about spoiling me, ill be fine

Ok
Well
Basically Gamzees Gone Totally Motherfucking Insane And Wed Be Better Off With Him Dead
But Karkat Has A Pale Entanglement With Him
And That Is The Only Thing Keeping Him Alive
Literally The Only Thing

geez...
okay, yeah
that sounds like pretty much the most complicated situation ever
i know dave told me that you were going after him with a chainsaw
but....
i guess im really not surprised that its karkat trying to keep the peace

Yeah
Peace
Thats A Nice Thing To Have
A Nice Thing That Sane Trolls Deserve
Like Trolls Who Backstab Perfectly Good Gods Who Just Wanted To Go Off And Defeat The Demon Plaguing Us All And Definitely Could Have Managed It
They Totally Deserve Complete Permission To Kill Whoever They Want
Sparing Someones Life Because Youre In A Moirallegiance With Them
Even Though Said Moirallegiance Pretty Much Only Consists Of Manipulating You To Avoid Being Murdered
Thats Totally The Thing To Do

[.. oh, jeez, she really is upset. :(

At least Kanaya has gotten better at sarcasm.]

im really sorry...
if there was anything that i could do, i hope you know i would
but you guys are out of reach for another two years

[WHY CAN'T SHE JUST LIVE IN A JAMJAR AND BAKE EVERYONE A CAKE OUT OF BLOOD AND FANGS AND EAT IT AND BE HAPPY

but yeah her sarcasm is really a second language to her by now. Jade's concern does significantly soften her, though, and she tries to look a little less bitter.]

Yeah
I Think About That A Lot
What Having You Around Might Be Like
Do You Remember The Time I Told You I Thought It Would Have Made Significantly More Sense For Friendship To Have Been Forged Between The Heroes Of Space From The Beginning
Over The Year Ive Had To Consider It I Really Think That May Have Been Right

its not my fault karkat is being a major douchenozzle about this and blowing it way out of proportion
we have left the orbit of reality and gone straight to planet imagination only to get intercepted by its moon called fuck everything up

lollllllll.....
dave you are both being pretty dumb about all of this
i mean yeah karkats dumb calendar thing is really idiotic
and actually really demeaning where terezi is involved
but you could try not being so flippant about everything :P

Edited 2012-03-18 23:54 (UTC)