Voice testing a new muse! (Also looking for castmates)

[billboardbrow]

Hey hey mun, you'ved liked my show for how long, now? And you've felt a connection with me since I was introduced, right?

SO THEN WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THIS USERNAME?! I feel like you should've given me something pretty! Something nice. Something that wouldn't hurt my feelings, right?! But no. I get this. You're gonna get a beating I swear it.

Besides that, I'm offended that you've been too shy to pick me up beforehand. It shouldn't have taken you years to decide that you wanted to play me!

Mun isn't a real nice person.

Comments

[keepcalmandflutteron]

...it takes one to know one, lady!

[billboardbrow]

....

Are you saying I'm not a nice person?

[ There's a pause. On one hand, she could get very mad and shake her fist, proving this butterfly's point. ]

Hahaha!! Thats funny! Really funny!

[ She's fighting the urge to yell. She really is. ]

[keepcalmandflutteron]

Really funny. Ha. Ha. Haaa.

[The driest of laughs.]

But seriously, if your player is not nice, it only makes sense that they'd pick you up. You have a serious temper!!

[godaime]

Who're you to insult my perfectly tempered student!? [ Tsunade's fist unceremoniously slams into her other palm. ] I'll crush you into dust!

[keepcalmandflutteron]

[The butterfly backs off.]

I bet you would, lady.

Do people in your town not like getting told the truth or what? Being threatening isn't very nice!

[Even fear wouldn't shut of this mouth though...]

[billboardbrow]

[ Claps hands for the BEST TEACHER EVER. ]

There's a line between telling the truth and just being rude!

[keepcalmandflutteron]

...yeah, and what were you to your player?

[godaime]

My student is a kind, generous and good natured lady! She served in a war and took part in dangerous, life risking efforts for the sake of preserving the lives on the battlefield. You just have to be intimidating if you're a medic nin, otherwise you'll be the target. [ even though there are plenty of kind, gentle medic-nins out there.... Tsunade will state this as a Very Valid Point™. ]

[keepcalmandflutteron]

Huh, I didn't realize we were at war.

What part of that makes it okay to threaten players and butterflies?

[godaime]

I don't care how harmless you may seem, insulting my student is not allowed. You will not verbally trample on the next generation's medical ninja! [ Tsunade "Large Ham Roar While Throwing Sword" Senju is intense. ]

[keepcalmandflutteron]

[VERY intense... but this is a butterfly that snarks her world's version of God... soooo...]

I'm not trying to trample on anything here. You both are just overreacting. Seriously, I'm starting to think there is something in the water.

All I am saying is constructive criticism of how she is behaving NOW. And if you are training the next generation, shouldn't you be helping them to fight their own battles?

[godaime]

[ She doesn't want to see Sakura in such a state either. In fact, if this is how sadistic her mun is now....! Image how terrible she'd be to her in a game...?! ]

Well, there's a lot worse thing they can do you to than just give you a silly name.

[ She's been old a total of twice for a combined total of 10 months. That's rude!

ooc: I also have headstrong if you want it since I'm never gonna use it. ]

[billboardbrow]

[ Mun would probably be horrible to her in a game. But that's the price she pays for having this mun of all people... ]

Ah.. That's true. Although mun should know how I feel about that nickname...

[ But it was what they wanted. And it was available.

ooc: Ahh thank you! I like billboardbrow though. |D It's always been a dream of mine to pick up Sakura and have this username. ]

this icon is kept in the case of such hideous tears tags...!

[godaime]

They don't care. As long as they get laughter, or some type of hideous tears devolved from emotional fulfillment [ because lbr kishimoto's writing was not getting better by the chapter. ] they'll think it's worth it to put you to whatever torture fits the plot.

[ ooc: np! your name is fantastic!!! i was just trying to rid myself of one of those one worded usernames and its been my dream name for sakura haha! ]

Oh no!!!!!! /hugs sensei

[billboardbrow]

[ Shakes fist. I'm pretty sure he just wanted it to end already. ]

...A-are you crying...?

[ Oh no oh no!! Prepare yourself for comfort hugs. ]

[godaime]

[ Instantly, the tears cease and are replaced with the most ferocious of scowls. ]

No. [ She pauses. ] Not voluntarily at least.

[billboardbrow]

[ Oh Tsunade.. You always have to be tough, don't you? It's alright, though. That's one of the many reasons Sakura admires you. ]

Right.. I won't tell anyone, 'kay?

[ She raises her index finger to her lips and smiles. Gotta keep that strong look going. ]

[shyhyuuga]

I-I'm sure your mun didn't mean it Sakura-chan! Don't worry it took my mun a while to play with me too. [She gives a sheepish smile.]

[billboardbrow]

Really...? That's understandable, though. You're such a strong person, after all. Playing a person like you takes some guts!!

[shyhyuuga]

W-Wah!! M-Me!!?? No I'm very easy to play even though my mun is agreeing...wait don't agree!!

[Flushes and messes with the end of her jacket.] You're a very strong person too Sakura-chan, but I know your mun can do it.

[billboardbrow]

Ah.. Thank you Hinata-chan. Yes, mun is very nervous about playing me... It has been a little while since they've watched the show, but with the end of the manga, they finally plucked up the courage!

Well I don't think you'd be easy to play!! Someone as independent and tough as you is hard to figure out, I think.

[shyhyuuga]

I'm glad they did! My mun was also quite nervous, but now we have a lot of fun together. I know someone as outgoing like you with have a lot fun too!

Who? Me? I-I don't think I'm that hard. Am I? No Mun don't agree!

[Doesn't know what to do with her.]

You're much tougher than me, so I know it'll be easy for you to have fun.

[greymelee]

Just a suggestion? If you stopped being so sensitive about it, people would stop bringing it up.

[billboardbrow]

...It's not easy to stop being sensitive about a rude nickname, you know. [ One that made her a very self-conscious young lady for a while. ]

[niceguypose]

Ah... S-Sakura-san! Please remain calm! Perhaps your mundane... means it in an endearing way! Your brow- it's very noble!