Apping at Kunpuu, and recent updates

[striderbeta]

so youre going to wait until im no longer featuring in the current updates to finish my app

why the fuck are you doing that

i mean its not like im going to have some huge character trait reveal or youre going to get any better understanding of how badly i can fuck peoples shit up and how badass the knight of time really is while were all sitting around watching karkat flip his shit over sloppy makeouts that arent happening

so really you should just get down to business and finish that shit so i can fucking do something and im not just sitting around

at least on the meteor theres trolls to mess with

Comments

[cheese_for_everyone]

At least these trolls smell better than the ones running about my world.

[striderbeta]

yeah?

trolls in your world must have a major funk

do they wax for fucking hours about quadrangles too?

[cheese_for_everyone]

They can't speak and they're hairy monsters that attack people on sight.

[striderbeta]

huh

sound more like goddamn minions than trolls where im from

but minions dont have hair

theyre like shitty insects you gotta crack their carapace skin

[cheese_for_everyone]

Right I know about your game.

I would join but it would be a little weird. A god reaching godtier.

[striderbeta]

no shit

that would probably be something we don't need to happen

bad enough there was the mess with bec and jade

so whats your shtick? your god thing

[cheese_for_everyone]

Disorder and madness.

[striderbeta]

whoa

sounds like thats either the shittiest bag or the most awesome one

[cheese_for_everyone]

I would say it is one of the best. I certainly have a range of abilities.

[nukeoleptic]

you and karkat are so dumb :|

[striderbeta]

no jade fuck that

karkat is the dumb one looking for shit where there isnt any

im cooler than first lick of ice cream from the ice cream mans truck on the hottest summer day in houston

[nukeoleptic]

no, dave
you and karkat both share the dumb
dumb was one giant yummy pizza
and you and karkat decided to split it evenly!!
pchooooo
right down the middle

[striderbeta]

karkat ate the fucking dumb pizza all by himself jade

what the hell would make me touch that shit

[nukeoleptic]

you filled roses book with dicks :|

[THAT IS PRETTY MUCH HER ENTIRE ARGUMENT.]

but if it makes you feel better
we can say karkat ate 55% of the dumb pizza
and you only had 45%

[striderbeta]

i did not

at least not on purpose

jegus how the fuck else was i supposed to get the shitty troll to stop drawing fucking shitty shipping quadrangle schedules than to scare him off with a penis ouja?

he ate at least 75 percent

[Dave will concede that maybe it wasn't his smartest defense.]

[nukeoleptic]

sixty-five percent and that is as high as i will go!!
you could have just tried ignoring him, you know

.......though i guess if trying to block him was impossible on pesterchum
itd be pretty damn difficult to do in real life too :/
he is really trying to make everyone happy in this situation!!!!
hes just doing a really really really
really
really really
bad job of it

[striderbeta]

70 percent

yeah shit you trade places with me ill go chill on the boat with egbert and the consorts and you come deal with lalonde and the trolls

hes going about it the entirely fucking wrong way and i was trying to stop the crazy train that terezi would have let loose if she found out that fucking idiot was trying to parcel out her time like a pimp

[nukeoleptic]

sixty-eight percent

and noooooo way
we already have davesprite on the ship
one dave is just enough, thank you very much
i dont even want to think about how crazy the two of you would drive john!! :P

i agree, though, that was pretty stupid of him
troll romance is weird :?