[homeless]

[urdnotwrex]

Knock it off, kid.

You and me both know you don't have what it takes. You're letting the others push you into this. And that's weak.

I don't get played by weak muns.

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[desolas]

Apparently your human is as weak-willed and pathetic as mine, krogan.

[urdnotwrex]

Uh huh.

Am I supposed to start feeling bad for you now, turian? Start some kind of camaraderie chat?

[desolas]

Hardly, it was simply an observation.

[urdnotwrex]

Too bad I wasn't asking for one.

[desolas]

You received one anyway. Is that a problem for you, krogan?

[urdnotwrex]

Only if you keep saying words.

[desolas]

Last I heard there was no rule against speaking. There's little else to do here.

[normandeering]

A weak mun means you get more freedom, Wrex. Or do you miss being bossed around?

[yeah, she's teasing.]

[urdnotwrex]

Freedom? Nah. You get freedom when your mun knows what the hell they're doing.

Otherwise, they sit on their hands and look about to wet themselves.

[normandeering]

Then you tell your mun what you want.

[urdnotwrex]

I did.

They're not listening. Which means they're stupid. And weak.

[normandeering]

I can't see why they're not. You're always such pleasant company.

[urdnotwrex]

Heh. Trying to flatter me, Shepard?

[normandeering]

You did seem like you needed the motivation.

[urdnotwrex]

To what? Tell the mun to back off?

[normandeering]

Your last attempt actually succeeded at the opposite: It brought you here.

[urdnotwrex]

Kicking and screaming's not my style. They'll give up.

The stupid ones always do.

[normandeering]

Even the stupid can be stubborn, you know.

That aside, it's still nice to see a friendly face around here.

[urdnotwrex]

More stubborn than me, Shepard?

Your face isn't half bad either. For a squishy human.

[normandeering]

Now that's something I'd like to see.

Can't help the face I was born with.

[urdnotwrex]

Stick around a while. You will.

No? You sure about that?

[normandeering]

Admitting defeat already?

I guess I could have asked Cerberus to give me a new one.

[urdnotwrex]

No. Just spelling out a new tactic: Out-stubborning the mun.

There's that.

[normandeering]

Good luck.

They did give me a couple new scars. I thought you'd like that.

[calibrating]

Whatever happened to positive reinforcement?

[butcheroftorfan]

I don't know. For Wrex, that was almost intimate. I think he likes his mun more than he's letting on.

[calibrating]

Now that you mention it, there is a distinct lack of threatening to eat 'em.

I wonder if he's going soft in his old age.

[butcheroftorfan]

I'm not so sure it's as much old age as it is being a big shot ruler. Ten minutes of listening to nothing but politics is bound to make anyone crack and want a hug.

[calibrating]

Yeeeaaaaah, count me out on the whole 'giving a krogan hugs' deal. I have a feeling it wouldn't end very well on my part.

[butcheroftorfan]

Yeah.

I have a feeling a fist-bump is something more toward his style.

[calibrating]

A fist-bump?

Wish I had better icons :x

[butcheroftorfan]

...

You don't know what a fist-bump is? [Eyebrow quirk]

;; I tried to help find some-- blonde Shep icons are hard to come by!

[calibrating]

The mun is snickering.

It's a human thing, isn't it? It has to be.

Yeah, I had to use a crappy converter from my Xbox for mine.

[butcheroftorfan]

I can't blame them.

You and the others pick darnedest vocabulary to trip over. [trademark smirk that's slowly turning into grin.]

8( poop

[calibrating]

Well, you humans come up with some pretty strange things.

[butcheroftorfan]

and whoever said you'd make a rotten ship's counselor.

[reigninginstars]

Don't get too hard on your mun, Wrex.

They might not be able to handle it.

[barefaced]

Of course they're weak. What else can you expect from a human?