Honey, you have issues.

[dinnerwithabullet]

I do understand I am exactly your type. I'm strong, messed up, have a seriously messed up history with men, and might just have a bit of thing for bad boys made good. Or as good as can be.

And the accent doesn't hurt. Mine or my man's.

That does not mean you should be casting about for a game for me. Or a, what did you call it? A musebox? You need to get your other work done first.

Need me to show you where that is?

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[faeconman]

If you have a thing for bad boys, wow does your mun know the right people.

[dinnerwithabullet]

Sorry, couldn't hear you for a minute, she was laughing too hard.

And now you both have me a bit worried.

[faeconman]

Our aim over here is to please, and apparently my trademark is to be sexy and hilarious.

I wouldn't worry too much about me, I have quite enough sexual and romantic entanglements on my plate.

My boyfriend is the one you need to watch out for.

[dinnerwithabullet]

Well, you are doing just a bang up job. I think she pulled something.

And just who is your boyfriend?

[faeconman]

My work here is done.

That would be Reynard the fox. He's an asshole but I love him more than life itself and need him like I need oxygen.

[dinnerwithabullet]

I do know that feeling. I learned to put my head between my knees until it passed.

[faeconman]

I'll try that next time I see him.

[dinnerwithabullet]

Why do I think I should point out that was between your own knees, not his?

[faeconman]

You just had to burst my happy little bubble, didn't you?

[dinnerwithabullet]

Hate to see you get in the same kinda trouble I did with a certain law man.

[faeconman]

Trouble with the law? Sounds like you and I would get along just fine.

[dinnerwithabullet]

That was trouble with a lawman. Kinda a more personal thing than a legal one. [Not to say she is completely on the right of the law, of course.]

[faeconman]

Ah, well trouble with men sounds like common ground to me as well, so my point stands.

[dinnerwithabullet]

[She laughs.] I kinda hope I learned my lesson, but I suppose the jury's still out on that one.

[uneffected]

I made mine a map and she still won't follow it.

[dinnerwithabullet]

The great big X didn't help?

Your Ava makes me want to run off and make a Boyd /sob

[uneffected]

Not a damn bit.

She's got it into her mind she can run me around and forget about other things for now.

Awww.... I'm sorry?

[dinnerwithabullet]

Don't you just hate that? I mean, we all know we're their playthings, but do they have to be so obvious about it?

Pft no worries. He lurks in my head every time I watch an episode XD

[uneffected]

I wouldn't mind the activity so much if 85% of the plotting didn't end up with me alone, bleeding, or both.

It as though, just because they can, they have to test your limits to their farthest reaches.

Don't you just HATE that?

[dinnerwithabullet]

I hear ya.

I have a feeling any of this current scheming would leave me in the first of those. I can take the second, but the first?

I do. He'll make himself known. It's only a matter of sooner or later.

[uneffected]

...Yes. I would much rather bleed.

Unfortunately, they know what hits the hardest.

[dinnerwithabullet]

It's fun for them when they upset us. Something about 'drama'. Like there's not enough drama in our lives without them takin' us out and--

I don't want to give her ideas.

[uneffected]

Too late to stop mine. In the past week alone....

I won't pass on my misfortunes.

[dinnerwithabullet]

They're going to drive us all to drink.

[uneffected]

In liver poisoning proportions.

[dinnerwithabullet]

Least the stuff we have around here is pure.

[uneffected]

Thank God for the small mercies.

[dinnerwithabullet]

So what do you get up to when you aren't complaining about your mun?

[uneffected]

Work, mostly and coffee breaks.

And you, ma'm?

[dinnerwithabullet]

Me? I do ladies hair for a living. [Which leaves out the less than legal things she also does with her boyfriend and his crew.]

[shotgunwidow]

Your mun and my mun obviously have the same taste in characters, what with the messed up women with the men that are a little off-balance.

[dinnerwithabullet]

I like to think of it as having outstanding taste.

[shotgunwidow]

No argument there.

[dinnerwithabullet]

So what does yours have you doing? Anything useful or are you just a punching bag?