My newest muse moves in.

[masterofillusion]

Oi, mun.

You do realize that I don't plan on going anywhere, don't you? I must say, it's rather comfy in here, after all.

Besides, I have authority figures to annoy and jewels to steal~

And you're right, a movie all about me would be the best movie ever.

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[deductiongeek]

So stay. I certainly don't want to deal with you anywhere I am going. These games are enough trouble without that.

[masterofillusion]

Awwww, Tantei-kun, don't say that. I know you'll miss me and I can't have that, now can I?

[deductiongeek]

I won't miss you at all. If you show up there you're only going to complicate things.

[Because that was what Kid specialized in. ]

[masterofillusion]

Exactly!

You'll miss me complicating things!

I knew you'd understand.

[forthelifeofme]

[Bounces in surprise!]

Steal? WHY?

Those sound valuable!

[masterofillusion]

That they are.

Although, perhaps 'steal' is a bit strong of a word, since I always put them back. Does 'borrow' sound better to you, ojou-san?

[forthelifeofme]

...actually, yes.

[...she's been guilty of that eh-heh.]

But why would you steal things in the first place?

[masterofillusion]

Ah~ But why wouldn't I? I am the friendly neighborhood Phantom Thief after all.

[lastwizard1412]

Of course it would be awesome! Tantei-kun can't have the spotlight all to himself~

(Mun pulls the "oi oi " face)

[masterofillusion]

[ Someone who understands! ]

Exactly! I mean, honestly, there are only so many times one can see him do those skateboard stunts of his. It gets a little boring after a while!

[lastwizard1412]

Not to mention the dead bodies appearing every time. Yeesh!

[masterofillusion]

Those too. I mean, he's seen what? Half the population of Beika in bodies by now?

[cherrybombpie]

Are you one of those people who steals because it's fun?

[masterofillusion]

Not entirely, I assure you, ojou-san.

[ Although, let's be real, he does get a lot of fun out of it. It's rather amusing to hear Nakamori-keibu's newest insults and ideas to catch KID. ]

[cherrybombpie]

Hmm. So why else would you do it? Are you poor?

[masterofillusion]

Nope~

Ah, but then humans are fickle creatures, are we not? Why do we do anything?

[chibiinspirare]

[Hagu can't help staring at Kaito Kid. Is this person a movie star? He wears fancy clothing like one.]

[masterofillusion]

[ And that will get a questioning look and a gentlemanly bow. ]

Is there something I can help you with, ojou-san?

[chibiinspirare]

[Oh no- got caught staring! His politeness manages to get words out of her though. She bows politely in return.]

He-Hello! Are you a real movie star, sir?

[tricksupmysleeve]

Just jewels? Do you steal anything else?

[masterofillusion]

Just a kiss or two from a fair maiden, ojou-san.

[ Yeah. Even if Ran caught on to what he was doing and tried to stop him from that. And groping her. But he's not going to admit that out loud, not with jealous chibi detectives wandering about. ]

[tricksupmysleeve]

[If he thought she would find that charming, he would be mistaken.]

That’s… that's not stealing! That's terrible, messing with girls' hearts! You shouldn’t get away with that kind of thing!

ignore the lack of icons >>

[kaitou_mom]

That would have to be a comedy movie. you're too much of a spazz for action (;

OMG. I LOVE YOU.

[masterofillusion]

That's why there are action-comedies!

[ Oh, hi, Mom! Fancy seeing you here. ]

And I'm not that bad.

<3

[kaitou_mom]

Dear, you're afraid of fish. I hate to break it to you but you are that bad (: