Baymax is diagnosing his tired mun... also, voicetesting!

[bahlalala]

Hello, I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.

You seem to be suffering from a significant lack of sleep. I will download various lullabies and bedtime stories to assist you. This will only take a moment. I also suggest counting sheep, counting to one hundred, or reading a book, as it will cause your eyes to become tired. You should get at least six to eight hours of sleep every night to remain healthy and alert.

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[forthelifeofme]

What are you?

[bahlalala]

[Baymax looks down at her, then raises a hand in greeting.]

I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion. I was originally created by Tadashi Hamada to help people.

need to pull from my icon reserves for this one

[forthelifeofme]

HOLY COW YOU'RE SO COOL!!

[This girl? GLOWING.]

And you are totally mine? Like, really really? I can keep you???

aw

[bahlalala]

[His voice, while fairly monotone, is gentle and pleasant.]

I belong to Hiro Hada. After my original form was left behind in the void, he used the chip with my original programming to recreate me. Together with his friends, we help people in the city of San Fransokyo.

I will help you, if you are in distress. I will now scan you.

[Scanning her only took a second, and she wouldn't feel anything.]

[parasytic]

Wow.

[Shinichi pauses, swallows, and shifts his right hand behind his back oh-so-discretely. ]

Keep hearing the same thing about the sleep thing from a...friend of mine. [Yeah, that's it] What about stress relief?

[forthelifeofme]

[She does look mildly disappointed, but if he's owned by somebody then she knows better than to steal.]

Well, that's okay. I won't take you-

--wait, what?

[AND SCANNED.]

[He'd find that she's in very good health... and a bit of anomaly. Not anything WRONG, per se... just... not normal.]

[madeadifferentcall]

That's what coffee is for. [Clint shrugs and grins.]

[holdingoutforahiro]

Baymax, how long have you been telling (read; bothering) your poor mun about sleep habits?

[bahlalala]

Hello, Hiro.

A lack of adequate sleep is hazardous to your help. I am now equipped with several methods of assisting her sleep. It is in my programming to help people.

[Don't let all that sleep stuff fool you. He's very happy to see you, Hiro.]

i'm sorry i really don't know her canon!

[bahlalala]

[Yeah, he doesn't ask before scanning. It's in his programming just to scan.]

I am equipped to scan humans and some forms of household pets. My sensors have detected you are in adequate health for your age and species.

[bahlalala]

[Baymax turns to the man and holds up a hand in greeting.]

Hello, I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion. 'Coffee' contains a significant amount of caffeine, and that will not put her to sleep. Therefore, I suggest drinking warm milk instead to calm and relax her.

[holdingoutforahiro]

(Don't let Hiro's scolding fool you, either. He's actually grinning broadly.)

Yeah, I know. I've seen your code. Just, don't go overboard.

[bahlalala]

Stress can be reduced by using relaxation techniques such as meditating, breathing deeply, and being in tune with your body. Hugging will also help provide relief. I was designed to be very huggable, and will now demonstrate to relieve your stress.

she's obscure! xD

[forthelifeofme]

[And she's a moon person. Literally!]

You... um... oh! You looked me over?

And you know what I am?

[bahlalala]

I am programmed to help the well-being of people under my care. This includes my mundane, who needs to stay healthy if I am to interact with you.

[parasytic]

[While he doesn't think it's as easy as meditation and hugging, Shinichi thinks he could go for a hug right now]

Okay. Hit me...?

[He opens his arms, nervous because the whole robot thing...but he looks so huggable.[/]

[volumeone]

Sleep's overrated. [Unless it's procrastinating - then Peter's very much onboard the sleeping in train]

[holdingoutforahiro]

Yeah, that's true.

(He wouldn't change it for the world.)

[bahlalala]

[You were going to get a hug whether you liked it or not. And usually, even the most unwilling enjoy his hugs.

It's like being engulfed by a big, warm, soft marshmallow.]

There, there.

[bahlalala]

[Baymax is quickly learning that sleep is not popular among people here.]

Sleep is essential to good health. Your brain functions more slowly and your alertness levels are lower when you have not received the adequate amount of sleep every night. I recommend going to bed early, and sleeping six to eight hours a night.

[parasytic]

[Migi would probably argue it's just some chemical reactions in his brain but he doesn't care - it's a combination of the softness of the fluffy arms and the voice that makes Shinichi relax into it. Suddenly everything seems...pretty okay]

You're really good at this!

[He sounds surprised. That's probably the best hug he's ever had and it came from a white blob]

[volumeone]

That's what poppers and ------ are for. [There's no Earth word for that one. Sometimes he forgets not everyone has universal translator implants] Going to bed early sounds like a curfew.

[In which case, no thanks]]

ah ok

[bahlalala]

I have detected traces of non-human origins.

Diagnosis: you are not from Earth.

[bahlalala]

[And while they're just standing there...]

Scan complete. You do not have any injuries, and are currently in good health, and experiencing contentment. Are you happy, Hiro?

[forthelifeofme]

W-Well, sure! I'm from Riveria. It's a different planet than this one.

[That sounds reasonable, yes?]