Dear God - she won't shut up

[coldbloodedfire]

It's about time you let me out, Peasant. Now, what is this nonsense about you not wanting to do anything with me? I am royalty. I will not be another of your pathetic toys - picked up on a whim and done nothing with. Practice. I demand perfection. Nothing less will do.

[EDIT OOC: She is a brand new muse to me so excuse her voice if it is choppy. ^^;;]

Comments

[theeveningstar]

It is best to choose your words wisely. You find yourself in the company of one who can aid in your success or participate in your failure.

[coldbloodedfire]

I always choose my words wisely. This writer just requires a certain type of... motivation.

[smug smile]

And you are?

[noblenaga]

Uwwoooah!

[Have some enthusiastic clapping.]

That was a really impressive speech . . . I had chills down my spine!

[coldbloodedfire]

[Azula pulls a face at the other's enthusiastic outburst but quickly moves on.]

Why, thank you.

[noblenaga]

You had the snobby, royalty act down pat, even calling your mun-chan "peasant" and all that.

[He nodded firmly.]

I couldn't do that. I have way too much fun with everyone to be picky, whether they're villagers or lords and everyone in between.

[coldbloodedfire]

[So this one ISN'T like Ty Lee! Color her enraged! But - she covers it as best she can.]

Aren't you charming? And such a delightful sense of humor. Please, tell me, what is your name?

[cheese_for_everyone]

Your megalomania is showing princess.

[coldbloodedfire]

And why would I try to hide it?

[cheese_for_everyone]

I agree! Who cares if the Princess is crazy if she has the power, right?

[coldbloodedfire]

It is not crazy to have pride in one's self.

[attention_wenches]

I would be very, very surprised if that worked. I've certainly never had any luck.

[coldbloodedfire]

Perhaps you have never applied the proper amount of pressure to the situation.

[attention_wenches]

It's just a bit harder to threaten someone when you can't actually have them imprisoned indefinitely or buried in rubble.

[coldbloodedfire]

[She mulls this over.]

I suppose you do have a point. Tell me, what is your name?

[Because people who suggest indefinite imprisonment or burying someone in rubble are her kind of people.]

[agniscarred]

I can't imagine why they wouldn't want you around.

[coldbloodedfire]

Oh, Zuzu. I figured you might drop by.

[agniscarred]

Azula. [The name's almost a growl. He's very not happy to see you.]

I'm not as predictable as you are.

[whitelotustile]

I would be careful what you wish for, Niece. Muns are...

[well, actually, not unlike Azula herself; capricious, often cruel, and prone to taking apart their playthings to see how they work and if they can put them back together.]

I doubt they will have respect for your bloodline.

[coldbloodedfire]

Uncle...

I doubt I will ever get respect from this one. She already has Zuzu and the Avatar's reincarnation - that insufferable water bender - in her head as well.

And then there is the small matter of Zaheer being here and making his presence known.

[Yes, even Azula is apprehensive when it comes to Zaheer and rightfully so.]

Any ways - what do you want?

[boomerangbeatsall]

Oh great. You're here.

[coldbloodedfire]

Oh, good. The help has arrived.

[SMIRK]

[boomerangbeatsall]

Yeah, the help. Saver of the world. Defeater of bad buys…

LIKE YOU!

[bowbeforedoom]

Prepare yourself for disappointment. Mundanes are universally incompetent, and no amount of practice shall change that. [Of course, Doom believes the same thing about everyone but himself, and he's fairly bitter about being mostly ignored by his mun to boot.]

[coldbloodedfire]

My, my aren't we the bitter sounding one.

[bowbeforedoom]

When the magnificence of Doom is ignored in favour of vastly inferior minds, some degree of bitterness is to be expected.