dear_mun | Voice Testing

Look...Mun, was it? Listen in for a sec, will ya? I'm real flattered an' all that y've taken all this here interest in me an' my work, but seriously? Bein' a fan is one thing, but kidnappin' is takin' this to a wholeeeeeee different level o'creepy. If yer such a fan, y'know what I do fer a livin', right? Things. Important things that involve safeguardin' millions o'people's lives on a daily basis. So...why don't you jus' let me get on back t'that, yeah?

[<So you're telling me you'd /rather/ be out there in the freezing cold on a boat filled with nightmare inducing abominations? Or dealing with interdimensional shenanigans that you randomly got dragged into?>]

Hey now, that ain't a fair question an' you know it! I don't do that stuff cause it's fun, I do it cause it helps people sleep a lil' better at night. Mostly a'cause they don't gotta worry 'bout them abominations rippin' their faces off. So go on, make with the lettin' me go so I can get back t'work, alright?

...Hey, you listenin'?

Mun?

G'dammit all t'hell.

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You know, being pulled away from safeguarding, no one says you can't still help people anyway.

Tch...ain't like I got MUCH A CHOICE.

[Is he kicking a wall? Yeah...he's kicking the wall.]

Least my mun had t'decency t'let me finish what I was doin' a'fore he went an' brought me here. Against my will. WHICH IS HIGHLY ILLEGAL I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW.

Hey, hey... calm down. Not that I'm saying your User is right from pulling you out from what was important, but it's not really anything we have control over.

Yeah...y'got a point there. Ain't gonna do much yellin' at t'air and kickin' walls. T'hell do these guys even want with us though an' how did they even get us here without anyone noticin'??

They're sneaky like that.

I haven't quite figured out what they want yet, but I like to believe that their intentions are good.

I'm AndrAIa by the way.

It's disturbin' is what it is...good intentions or not.

[He'll extend a hand out for a shake.]

Bruce McGivern, pleasure's all mine ma'am.

[She shakes his hand with an amused breath]

Disturbing I can understand. Honestly, you'll be lucky if your User decides to place you somewhere where you can actually be of some use. There are some people that end up floating around in what they call a "headspace" with a bunch of others and never end up going anywhere.

Oh I know all 'bout that, I'm roomies with some blond guy who sleeps like he's dead an' his talkin' sword. Here I was thinkin' I'd seen everything when I was out fightin' BOWs, but apparently I stand corrected.

A talking sword? That is something.

Wait, you were fighting BOWs? What are those?

Bio-organic Weapons. Man made creatures ripped straight outta yer worst nightmares made jus' fer t'purpose o'killin' people. Until that mission, I'd jus' been dealin' with normal, human things...ain't never seen anything like what I saw on that boat...at least not until I got dragged here that is.

That.. sounds awful!

The worst I ever had to deal with was a Super Virus, I've never heard of a bio-organic weapon.

Awful don't even begin t'cover what I had to deal with, but I 'ppreciate t'understandin'. For what it's worth, a Super Virus don't sound much better on the scale o'things that are awful t'deal with.

It was pretty much and infection that would lead to total oblivion and deletion to unify the whole net. It sounds like everyone was deleting everyone else where you're from. That's just terrifying.

I can see why you didn't want to be pulled from that-- but maybe your Mun thought they were doing you a favor?

Infections, huh? I don't know nothin' 'bout no net incidents, but deletion's a pretty good word for what was goin' on.

T'make it even worse, I got dragged into some alternate universe by some...rift--somethin' bout space and time bein' ripped open? Ain't got no clue m'self, but I was jus' 'bout t'go home from all that...an' now I'm here. Is it too much askin' t'jus go home an' relax for a little while a'fore somethin' else crazy happens?

[She laughs sympathetically]

I guess it is. Sorry!

At least you want to relax. My companion can't settle down for a nano.

After all that nightmare inducin' crap, I think I've earned some R&R. Y'can only put a guy up against so much at once a'fore he needs t'sit back and kick his feet up, y'know?

Now if only Matrix would follow your example. I admit, though, at first I wouldn't know what I'd do with a chance to relax if I got it. Not after the kind of life we had.

How would you spend your time relaxing?

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