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dear_mun2014-11-28 07:05 pm
kaijugrrroupie) wrote in dear_mun2014-11-28 07:05 pm
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canon is Pacific Rim; in regard to Pacific Rim 2 Announcement
Okay, so, two things lady.
First - How have you still not seen the original 1954 Godzilla movie or the 2014 movie? Like I could maybe forgive the original, but there was literally a Godzilla movie out this year and you still didn't see it. This is actually stupid as hell! You're seriously missing out on some really intensely awesome daikaiju superstars and popculture here, and if you're gonna keep playing me you watching at least one of them has to be one of the conditions. No Godzilla, no Newton. Kapeesh? Don't even get me started on Mothra--and no, the one with Matthew Broderick does not count as a good Godzilla education. Get on that.
Okay, now that's out of the way, of course I was gonna be starring in the second movie! Anything less than the leading role would've been downright embarrassing! I'm a freaking Rock Star now and everybody's gonna want a piece of the Newt action! It's time the PPDC scientists--you know, the ones who actually figured out how to save the world--got some of the Jaeger pilot treatment! Interviews, press tours, getting recognised in the street! Maybe I'll start up a band or something too after we finish cleaning up the mess the world got in! Yeah!!
Oh, and I guess Hermann will be there too. Gotta have someone to hold back all my fans from mobbing me for autographs, I guess. And rubbing our victory in his dad's face will be awesome.
First - How have you still not seen the original 1954 Godzilla movie or the 2014 movie? Like I could maybe forgive the original, but there was literally a Godzilla movie out this year and you still didn't see it. This is actually stupid as hell! You're seriously missing out on some really intensely awesome daikaiju superstars and popculture here, and if you're gonna keep playing me you watching at least one of them has to be one of the conditions. No Godzilla, no Newton. Kapeesh? Don't even get me started on Mothra--and no, the one with Matthew Broderick does not count as a good Godzilla education. Get on that.
Okay, now that's out of the way, of course I was gonna be starring in the second movie! Anything less than the leading role would've been downright embarrassing! I'm a freaking Rock Star now and everybody's gonna want a piece of the Newt action! It's time the PPDC scientists--you know, the ones who actually figured out how to save the world--got some of the Jaeger pilot treatment! Interviews, press tours, getting recognised in the street! Maybe I'll start up a band or something too after we finish cleaning up the mess the world got in! Yeah!!
Oh, and I guess Hermann will be there too. Gotta have someone to hold back all my fans from mobbing me for autographs, I guess. And rubbing our victory in his dad's face will be awesome.
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Plus who'd let Ferris Bueller into any credible doctorate program?
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Doctor Lars Gottlieb? Creator of the Jaeger program an then subsequently abandoner of the Jaeger program and son all for the stupid Wall of Life? --Which was never gonna work, I mean seriously, what the hell was the UN thinking. YEAH SURE LET'S JUST BUILD A WALL AND HOPE IT DOESN'T CLIMB OVER IT THAT SEEMS LIKE OUR BEST PLAN OF ACTION.
Don't they teach you this stuff at the Jaeger Academy, or is it just how to 'blow stuff up'?