It's somebody's birthday

[scary_music]

Mun-chan! Mun-chan! You remembered Ibuki's birthday! But isn't it a little late for you? Such a night owl!

Ooh, though, isn't it too bad Ibuki can't celebrate her birthday at the Bastion? That's so sad! Where can Ibuki celebrate it? Oh, I know! She can celebrate it here, right? Right! YAHOO~!

Oooh, you have Thanksgiving on Ibuki's birthday? What's that? Ibuki has no clue! Oh, Ibuki knows!

THANKS for GIVING Ibuki a birthday party! No? No, that's not it? Ooh, turkey! So much turkey! We have a holiday like that! On the 25th of December, we have Kentucky Fried Chicken! ... It's not the same? But turkey tastes like chicken, doesn't it? No?

Ibuki hopes she gets lots of her friends at the Bastion for her birthday! That would make Ibuki so happy! Uwah... but they don't do applications today, do they? Oh well! It can be a delayed birthday present then!

[... for general birthday shenanigans assume party hats, balloons, games, cake, whatevers... and especially a karaoke machine.]

Comments

[bulletofhope]

Uh... okay?

[ STILL CONFUSED AS EVER but he starts attempting to mimic Ibuki's head motions into the headbanging...

This feels kinda ridiculous, though he doesn't say it out loud... ]

[scary_music]

There you go, there you go!

Isn't it invigorating?!

So relaxing, too!

[bulletofhope]

A little? I think I just gave myself a headache for headbanging a little too much...

... maybe I'll get used to it the more I do it?

[ Naegi... ]

[scary_music]

That's odd, Ibuki's never gotten headaches from headbanging!

It does sound like you need more practice! Okay, let's do it more!

[And she's doing it again...]

[bulletofhope]

Eh... okay...?

[ Well, time to headbang again! Even if he's not entirely sure why they're doing this in the first place... ]

[scary_music]

So, so, how do you feel this time, Makoto-chan?

[bulletofhope]

... a little like I might've scrambled my brain by accident...

[ Naegi plz... ]

[scary_music]

Huh? Huhhhh?

Your brains aren't eggs in a frying pan, Makoto-chan! Don't eat them, that's bad for you!

[bulletofhope]

I think there'd be a big problem if I started wanting to eat people's brains, Ibuki-san...

[ Y e p . . . ]

That's how those zombie movies start, aren't they...?

[ NAEGI... CHILD... ]

1/2

[scary_music]

Ibuki's not allowed to watch zombie movies, because she does this-

2/2

[scary_music]

[And she chomps Naegi's arm]

[bulletofhope]

[ ajskdgasdjkhgasdkasgdkjasdasdhasdhasjdjashdg

Excuse Naegi as he screams in surprise at that. You might even hear his voice crack a little. ]

What was that for--!?

[scary_music]

[At least she didn't cut skin with her teeth]

Sorry, sorry! Ibuki sometimes bites when she gets excited!

[bulletofhope]

I can tell... warn me next time before you do? I wasn't quite expecting to be bitten today, to be honest...

[ No one expects the biting inquisition? ]