It's somebody's birthday

[scary_music]

Mun-chan! Mun-chan! You remembered Ibuki's birthday! But isn't it a little late for you? Such a night owl!

Ooh, though, isn't it too bad Ibuki can't celebrate her birthday at the Bastion? That's so sad! Where can Ibuki celebrate it? Oh, I know! She can celebrate it here, right? Right! YAHOO~!

Oooh, you have Thanksgiving on Ibuki's birthday? What's that? Ibuki has no clue! Oh, Ibuki knows!

THANKS for GIVING Ibuki a birthday party! No? No, that's not it? Ooh, turkey! So much turkey! We have a holiday like that! On the 25th of December, we have Kentucky Fried Chicken! ... It's not the same? But turkey tastes like chicken, doesn't it? No?

Ibuki hopes she gets lots of her friends at the Bastion for her birthday! That would make Ibuki so happy! Uwah... but they don't do applications today, do they? Oh well! It can be a delayed birthday present then!

[... for general birthday shenanigans assume party hats, balloons, games, cake, whatevers... and especially a karaoke machine.]

Comments

[creamsouda]

I'm not giving you a deathray. Ever.

[Jeez. It's better than that, though.

Ibuki's gift is a cute little speaker shaped like her face and hair. When it opens its mouth while plugged into an instrument, it will play through the speaker in its mouth.]

You like it, right?

[scary_music]

Uwah?!?!!?

Did Kazuichi-chan give birth to Ibuki's child?!?! How did this happen?! It's the scandal of the century!!!!

Kazuichi-chan, wrapping our child in newspaper is child abuse!!!!!!!!

[yes, she loves it-]

[creamsouda]

D-d-do you just say whatever the hell comes to mind?!

It's a fucking robot! What are you even saying?!

[scary_music]

[Yes, she does, Kazuichi-]

I see, I see...

So, Ibuki has become a parent! This is so sudden! Still, still, Ibuki will treasure this young life for the rest of her days and raise it right!

You'll help Ibuki, right, Kazuichi-chan? You won't leave Ibuki to be a single parent, right? That would be the worst! Especially since she's a robot, Ibuki can't help her when she becomes ill! It's up to your mechanical prowess to aid her during such times of need!

[creamsouda]

...You're relentless, aren't you?

Look, you charge her through an outlet using the cord in the back, and that's it. And she's not gonna get sick!

She's not even programmed that far, she's just a moving speaker.

[scary_music]

Oooh, Kazuichi-chan, you shouldn't speak so cruelly of your daughter like that!!

Very well, Ibuki will take full responsibility for her sudden robot child!

[She starts nuzzling her mini self]

Who's a cute mini-Ibuki?? Who's a cute mini-Ibuki??

[At least she clearly appreciates the gift, even if she is being silly about it]

[creamsouda]

Girl, you're nuts.

[Regardless, he sure seems proud that she's into it.]

Just make sure you're careful with 'er and let me know if anything goes wrong, and I'll fix 'er right up!

[scary_music]

Yes, yes! That's what Ibuki meant earlier! She'll call on you if Mini-Ibuki ever gets sick!

Hey, Kazuichi-chan, let's play a game! Pick one! Pick one!

[All the party games are, of course, conveniently available...]