It's somebody's birthday

[scary_music]

Mun-chan! Mun-chan! You remembered Ibuki's birthday! But isn't it a little late for you? Such a night owl!

Ooh, though, isn't it too bad Ibuki can't celebrate her birthday at the Bastion? That's so sad! Where can Ibuki celebrate it? Oh, I know! She can celebrate it here, right? Right! YAHOO~!

Oooh, you have Thanksgiving on Ibuki's birthday? What's that? Ibuki has no clue! Oh, Ibuki knows!

THANKS for GIVING Ibuki a birthday party! No? No, that's not it? Ooh, turkey! So much turkey! We have a holiday like that! On the 25th of December, we have Kentucky Fried Chicken! ... It's not the same? But turkey tastes like chicken, doesn't it? No?

Ibuki hopes she gets lots of her friends at the Bastion for her birthday! That would make Ibuki so happy! Uwah... but they don't do applications today, do they? Oh well! It can be a delayed birthday present then!

[... for general birthday shenanigans assume party hats, balloons, games, cake, whatevers... and especially a karaoke machine.]

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[scary_music]

That's right, that's right, little green alien! Twenty four hours! Thank you for coming to Ibuki's birthday! Ibuki is honored to have her birthday attended by life from another world! It's surprising! The most honorable surprise!

[number1_kerbal]

Unfair! You get four times as much birthday! But I bet you get less of them.

Anyways, I can't get home right now. As usual, I have destroyed my ride on landing, and Bill and Bob will have to fly the improved version here to pick me up.

[scary_music]

You could always celebrate unbirthdays! Ibuki knows the Happy Unbirthday song! Did you want to celebrate your Unbirthday, little green alien-chan?

A crash! It's a surprise, shocking news! Watch out for the scary people in black suits, they might want to take you away for experiments!

[number1_kerbal]

I've heard of Unbirthdays, but the one time I suggested celebrating, Bob pushed me out the airlock and told me to celebrate with space!

We had a great time! And if any G-men show up, I'll give them a piece of the Kerbal Space Program's mind.

[scary_music]

Ooh, that sounds bad! Really scary! But if you had a great time, then Ibuki guesses it wasn't!

G-men? Is that what they're called? Is it because they wear G-strings? [IBUKI NO]

[number1_kerbal]

He let me back in when I ran out of air. Just tied me up and duct taped my mouth shut. Great times, great times.

... AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! [Jeb is just gonna roll around on the ground now.]

[scary_music]

[She's just going to laugh along with, because Ibuki knows that was a silly thing she said]

[number1_kerbal]

Hoooo... Oh my... I think I'm gonna have to lay down for a while miss.

[scary_music]

Ooh... already? Already? But Ibuki's birthday party has only started!!