voice testing; these fucking puns especially

[unpunnyandshellfish]

OiIiIiIiIi Mun-san~

You say you want to play me, but I don't have strings or keys! I'm not going to be an instrument for your entertainment, you know!

Maybe you think this is a one man show, but the way I see it, it's a duet or nothing!

Comments

[uchuukitaa]

[ah, good, I think I understand wood!]


Thick planks are easier to walk on, yes...?

[unpunnyandshellfish]

They're also harder to get through with a blunt object. Like your head.

Though I'm sure there's nothing that thick skull of yours couldn't break.

[uchuukitaa]

[beaming, yes, I r a good fighter]

Yes, exactly!

[unpunnyandshellfish]

Oh wow, you're serious!

I'm genuinely surprised.

If I call you an idiot will you think that's a compliment too?

[uchuukitaa]

No, it's not good to be an idiot! I've been called that often enough to know!

Now, you gonna hand over your Switch?