voice testing; these fucking puns especially

[unpunnyandshellfish]

OiIiIiIiIi Mun-san~

You say you want to play me, but I don't have strings or keys! I'm not going to be an instrument for your entertainment, you know!

Maybe you think this is a one man show, but the way I see it, it's a duet or nothing!

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[uchuukitaa]

[blank stare]

HOLY SHIT YES HELLO

[unpunnyandshellfish]

What's wrong?

Too complicated for you?

I could tone it down for you, if you'd like.

HI I love Kijima!

[uchuukitaa]

Eh? What? You're not making any sense!

[unpunnyandshellfish]

...ahhhh, of course.

I shouldn't have expected the plank to be anything but thick.

[uchuukitaa]

[ah, good, I think I understand wood!]


Thick planks are easier to walk on, yes...?

[unpunnyandshellfish]

They're also harder to get through with a blunt object. Like your head.

Though I'm sure there's nothing that thick skull of yours couldn't break.

[uchuukitaa]

[beaming, yes, I r a good fighter]

Yes, exactly!

[unpunnyandshellfish]

Oh wow, you're serious!

I'm genuinely surprised.

If I call you an idiot will you think that's a compliment too?

[uchuukitaa]

No, it's not good to be an idiot! I've been called that often enough to know!

Now, you gonna hand over your Switch?

[trollsdragons]

Well now, aren't you a witty fellow!

[unpunnyandshellfish]

I'm glad you think so!

Not a lot of people appreciate classic humor these days.

So sad, too!

[trollsdragons]

Oh yes, it is very sad that people are so serious - even sadder that their lack of appreciation keeps them from being able to take a good joke. Though, even that still has its amusing points...

[unpunnyandshellfish]

Sometimes I find that those types of people can be the funniest joke of all.

[Trolling Ryuusei...oh he has good memories of that alright.]

[trollsdragons]

I certainly agree - especially if they have a temper.

[unpunnyandshellfish]

Far too serious, those types! Life without humor is a life worth squat.

If you can't take a joke once in a while, well...you just become one to everyone else.

Wouldn't want that after all.

[trollsdragons]

Very true, very true! Even worse if they're not aware that they're the joke... Though that can be rather useful, if you're skilled enough to keep them in the dark.

[catcameback]

This mun thinks far too much. I tell her 'we're playing in English, I'm sure you can use all of your favorite English puns and no one will care'.

She still insists that "Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant" would not work in Japan.

Why do they make it hard on themselves?