so that poro-rider skin...

[huff]

It's rare for anyone, or anything to survive the cold winters of the Freljord. You think I would pick just anything to take as a steed?

I don't care what "cinnamon rolls" are, either.

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[indy_wannabe]

I don't wanna think about how crusty that poro snack is to be used as a flail. Or where you left it to get that bad.

[huff]

[ hi ez ever had a huge poro scream at your face

except it's probably the worlds cutest squeak along with trying to lick him... fierce beast?? probably only when necessary ]

I can force it down your throat if you're so curious about it.

[indy_wannabe]

Nah, it's cool. I don't wanna take your emergency rations.

[huff]

Say that again.

[indy_wannabe]

No no, it's OK, I know life is hard on the Freljord. Survival of the fittest, only the strong survive, might makes the proper ruler, yadda yadda yadda. I'm not about to take your cuisine-weapon.

How's Queen Ashe by the way?

[huff]

[ no warnings, no anything. YARGH DFG PORO SMASH

she will camp at his respawn, too. ]

[ladyofluminosity]

I really like the new look for Bristle, honestly.

[He probably smells better, too. Sorry Bristle, you kinda stinky :(]

Oh, you should try them sometime! They're really good!

[huff]

[ why does no one love the boar or the bear as much as she does...!! but this is lux and not ezreal so no combo deletion. for now. ]

Are they meant to be a play on poro snax?

[ladyofluminosity]

[Wow just because her boyfriend is a terrible person doesn't mean she's so bad.]

I think so, but they taste much better than poro snax.

But isn't riding a poro kind of weird? They're not the fastest of creatures, are they?

[huff]

[ gomen gomen lux it's guilty by association to sejuani.. especially after deleting the boyfriend a couple of times probably ]

Not when you find the right one. [ sejuani being civil. only when ashe isn't around. ] They can be quick on their feet when the time is right.

[poro]

No need to be upset. He's still the same warrior despite this cute cloak change, no?

[hi sej hi bristle.]

[huff]

[ braum, why are you a poro magnet. porobristle happily walks closer to him. he can smell the poro snax. ]

During battle, but otherwise... Take a look for yourself.

[ Bristle: LUV ME ]

[poro]

[because they are the best and now bristle is getting all the fur ruffles. he couldn't help but to laugh.]

Bristle showing a playful side is very good! You two should try it more often.

[really, you two need battle vacation. yes, he got the snax. feast on, bristle. feast on.]

[pavetheway]

Is the size of that thing normal, or simply a genetic mutation?

[ welcome, nerd curiosity. ]

[huff]

[ she narrows her eyes at jayce for a moment. ]

Normal. [ a beat. ] Don't get any ideas.

[pavetheway]

Most intriguing.

[ it's okay, jayce is mostly harmless when he's not in his lab. maybe. ]

Who, me? Never. I'm just asking for science.

[huff]

Good. I thought I had to deal with you as well.

[ but the way she says it is a warning. ezreal's the perfect example in this post tbh. also porobristle is the friendliest trying to lick jayce's face. ]

[pavetheway]

'Deal' with me? Actually - don't answer. I don't want to know.

[ jeez ez wtg making piltover look bad wait fklj POROBRISTLE PLS

he's attempting to use one hand to keep the freak of science away and the other hand to swipe the slobber off of his perfectly chiseled piltoverian face. ugh. ]

Can you even control that thing?

[huff]

He is saying hello. I can have him bite your head off as well.

[ she's just saying an example. a violent one. ]

He also does that when he smells snax.

[ cough it up, jayce. ]

[bunny_hop]

How on earth did you find one that large?