Voicetesting

[anylastwords]

Don't you play enough games, Summoner?

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[makeinvincible]

You only need one game.

[anylastwords]

Nothing wrong with having some fun. My Summoner is too indecisive.

[makeinvincible]

You can have fun with one game.

[fearbringer]

They like overloading themselves, don't you?

[pavetheway]

I wouldn't have thought a resident of the Shadow Isles would've been the type to enjoy games.

[ pause. ]

- or enjoy anything, really. Such a morose lot.

[anylastwords]

Morose--? No, no... we take many pleasures. At whom else's expense is the only question.

[pavetheway]

Oh, yes. I'm sure you're the life of the party, especially when you slip out early with someone's wife in your pocket.

[anylastwords]

Why, a feast is always welcome. These Summoner's, however, don't grow stronger from too much on their plate. [Mmm Delicious souls...]

[anylastwords]

Could the same not be said of you, Casanova?

[fearbringer]

No-- on the contrary, they burn themselves out and end up neglecting you. Not much of a feast.

LMFAO THRESH GOSH

[pavetheway]

I enjoy women, but I don't kill them and steal their souls. There's a notable difference, if you look closely.

[ way to go, what a comparison. ]

>:D

[anylastwords]

Yes, quite different. You take what you please, only to cast them aside. I cherish my women forever.

Whose really the monster here?

[anylastwords]

Hardly a snack, I'd say.

omg ilu

[ladyofluminosity]

[Fellow bot lane buddy, you kind of really creep her out, but she should probably be nice. She likes her soul where it is thx]

Why so serious?

wow you shadow isles people know how to hurt a man

[pavetheway]

The pain of a failed date will fade much faster than the pain of eternal torment stuck in your musty pocket, I can assure you. How about we ask Senna?

[ a pause, because jayce cannot believe he's having a conversation with the chain warden about dating. what even. also, just to clarify - ]

Anyway, I don't know if this is the League grapevine talking or just you being facetious, but I don't 'cast them aside'. You make it sound like I'm some sort of ladykiller.

... oh, wait. That's you.

[fearbringer]

Your best bet is probably to get them to drop any others that they play in favor of you.

the shadow isles are actually full of sass

[anylastwords]

I know what I am. You, however, seem somewhat disillusioned. I've been beneath your bed and I don't kill women with boredom. [SHOTS FIRED. HOOKS THROWN.]

your thresh = best thresh pls

[pavetheway]

I didn't realise I needed affirmations about my romantic behaviour from a floating green miasma. Next time I do, I'll be sure to stop by your swamp.

[ rolls eyes. 2unimpressed5me, jayce shows everyone he brings home a good time. he does, after all, have a move called power slam. ]

[anylastwords]

[he tasted your soul, it has too many sprinkles]

Serious? No, no, I'm simply not amused.

<3

[anylastwords]

I was a man once, Jayce. A man very concerned with justice.

[ebbnflow]

Your summoner better watch out or else they're going to be all tide-erd out before they know it.

[Thresh, please don't steal her soul. Water puns are second nature to her. ]

<333

[pavetheway]

Please don't compare us. It gives me the strangest visceral reaction.

[sivir]

I thought you liked having fun?

[ sivir is so chill with shadow isles people. or it's because thresh is her support now and then. whatever. cool. ]

[anylastwords]

Ahahaha! I could cure you of that. The mortal form is much too fragile.

[anylastwords]

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