On recent RE muses and wakin him up!

[jake_muller]

Hey! MUN! Yeah, I'm talkin to you!

You've been goin on and on with these marathons, see a couple of muses pop up, and then get this great idea to drag me into all this? Hang on a second...

um, no.

You think you can just walk on in here and drag me out of a nice sleep cause all of a sudden someone feels like bein impulsive! Newsflash, that's not how it works. That's not how any of this stuff works! You don't get to play with other people's lives. Okay... maybe you can. But that doesn't mean I'm gonna sit here and just take it. You need to take responsibility when shit hits the fan cause you're not prepared.

[I am prepared you little–]

–Oh really now? You know so much, who's my father then??

[You really want to open up that can of worms?]

Actually, on second thought don't answer that.

Comments

[here_take_this]

[ Because it's such a GREAT idea to throw BBY!Sherry at a Jake, Always! ]

Could be worse, you could be stuck doing nothing. [ She might be kidding at that... Actually, no on second hand maybe not. ]

[ Sherry looks at him a moment, his face looks little familiar, but her daddy's friend doesn't have kids as far as she knows.] Is it really worth knowing your dad? sometimes they are real jerks. [ Sherry! Don't let Leon hear you say that! ]

[jake_muller]

[S-Sherry?? Wait hang on a second something's not quite the same... Guess it works though. Shrugging Jake is shrugging.]

True... [but...] I could also be back at that facility which is definitely a lot worse. [don't get any ideas mun!]

And about my dad, probably not. Not worth knowing the kind of man that just up and leaves one day.

[here_take_this]

Facility? Were you sick for a bit too? They said I was when they took me from Officer Kennedy. Hated that place. All doctors must be voodoo priests or something always jabbing needles in.

[ Sorry Jake it might be too late to try to talk them out of ideas since you're there. *Sherry's mun gives him a hug* ]

Probably not. Mine didn't make it out of the city... But he's partially responsible... And really I don't think I turn out too bad when I'm older. I've met older versions of me and they're really cool!

[jake_muller]

Sick? Err, yeah guess you could say that. Nice take on doctors, kid. I'm not a fan of needles either and doctors just complicate things.

[He'll never admit it, but Jake secretly likes hugs.]

Yeah? Sorry to hear about your dad... Wait a second, what do you mean you met older versions of yourself?? [Oh now you've done it. Jake is officially confused and slightly freaked out. More confused though!]

[here_take_this]

Well it beat other words I could have said. One of the other me, had some choice words on the matter. I don't think I want to know what she went through to get that way though. Daddy and Mom probably wouldn't approve. [ At that she giggled because really she knew she already broke their rules. ]

[ Mun figured, the big jarhead likes them so figured Wesker Jr would too. ]

[ Sherry nods. ] I've met a few, and a few older Claires, and Leons. A few of their friends too. Mister Redfield, And Ms Valentine. Valentine's awesome I wish I could be like her when I'm older really, just not with a partner like Redfield. He's a little weird... But Claire turned out okay so I figure must be a guy thing. No offense.

[jake_muller]

No offense taken. I got my own views about Redfield, but I'll spare you the details since they'd be some of those "choice words" you were talkin about earlier. Never met Valentine, but she must be a saint to put up with that guy. [because Jake's so easy to deal with and is one to talk.]

Must be somethin else meetin another you. I'd probably get into a fight with another me. Just sayin. Come to think of it, I did meet you before kinda... Well, you were older to say the least. Must be one of those "other version" type of things. [and he'd shake his head at that one. Yeah his head was spinning just about now.]

[here_take_this]

He takes some getting used to. [ She giggles a little. ]

It's different. Though after a while you get used to it. You look like the kind of person my older self hangs out with though. She seemed drawn to soldier types. They're the kind of people Daddy wouldn't want us hanging out with.

[president_evil]

Oh, please, do ask again.

It never stops being entertaining.

[It's always fun and games when it's techincally not you.]

[jake_muller]

[Well shit this is akward......]

D-Dad?? [and Jake would just stare after that like he'd just seen a ghost.]

[president_evil]

Not quite.

[Bursting bubbles is his favorite game.]

But you are getting warmer.

[jake_muller]

Gettin warmer, huh? Well, last I remember, my mother was a hell of a lot better lookin, so guess that leaves the old lost uncle card then. [Smiiirk. Yeah, there was a boatload of sarcasm laced in that reply.]

[president_evil]

[You're supposedly of the Wesker lineage, Jake. Make him believe it.]

You were just speaking the child Sherry Birkin, were you not? Perhaps you should ask yourself how such a phenomenon is possible.

[jake_muller]

Heh, I guess the walls really do have ears in this place. Or, you're reading my mind somehow. [shrug] Mom never did tell me much about you.

If I were to seriously ask myself how that was possible, I'd say I was dead, dreaming, or took some really messed up stuff before my "nap." But also seeing you here is, as you put it, a "phenomenon" in itself, so I'm gonna go with the later.

[president_evil]

That's rather dramatic, don't you think?

This place simply - unique. Filled with endless possibility. One moment you're conversing with the sweet young Sherry, the next -- your father's alternate universe duplicate.

[jake_muller]

Unique, huh? Yeah, guess that all makes sen–Wait hold on second! You're my father's what? [Okay you got him with that one.]

[president_evil]

[He waits. An impassive beat, to allow Jake a moment to contain himself.

He refuses to fight to be heard.]

I am Albert Wesker.

But I am not your father.

[reluctant_tinman]

Trust me when I say it's not worth fighting the collar. I've been around this block a few times.

Save it for the fights that matter.

[like bioterrorism.]

[jake_muller]

Yeah...thanks for the tip.

[Oh yeah and about that collar...] If I'm gonna be forced to wear one, it better not be attached to a short leash is all I got to say.

[reluctant_tinman]

Short's relative. Better practice your bark, just in case.

[jake_muller]

Heh, this just keeps gettin better and better. [Somewhere in those words and underneath the sarcasm Jake is laughing, really.] You're a real wise guy, you know that?

[reluctant_tinman]

So I've been told. Gotta keep myself entertained somehow.

[pause]

You'll do all right. Really.

[aaaand it takes all his effort not to amend 'kid' to that sentence. seems like the people getting into the bioterror game are younger every year.]