Eons-old muse has some Words for his mun.

[collectivedata]

Here we are again -- isn't that right, mun? I like the new account you got me. It's classy. ...Granted, I only got a new account in the first place because you were too embarrassed to use the old one, but I take what I can get. [The Journal smirks for just a second before returning to his usual, impartial expression.]

But don't forget: you're doing this canon review for a reason, and that reason is not to roll around on the floor sobbing about your feels. There are ways to look like a respectable player, and blabbering is not one of them.