On his mundane's recent performance.

[school_of_mod]

Lad, if I could sum up your "performance" into one word, and you know I hate limiting myself, I would 'ave to choose appalling. It's a good word, suits your brand of godawful skills or lack of, I suppose. However, I suppose the coup de grace was when you waited a whole two months to get into a game, only to completely forget about the activity check and drop out the same month. Normally, I don't use French terms, but you really deserve the absolute worst of everything, including language.

So, I'm going to make myself perfectly clear: you 'ave a brand new site, gave me a brand new account, an' I'm even giving you out of the goodness of my heart a brand new opportunity; don't waste it. Because if you do, I will make you regret it.

Comments

[sarcasmandbooks]

.....what are you doing here?

[school_of_mod]

Standing, I didn't realize you 'ad become blind, my duckie.

[sarcasmandbooks]

Not blind, just suspicious.

Reality tends to warp whenever you show up.

[school_of_mod]

Well, I do 'ave a knack for giving physics the proverbial finger every now an' then.

[tree_puncher]

My mun's overjoyed to see you of all people here... And I wonder if you have any clue as to why?

[school_of_mod]

Well then your mundane 'as good taste, obviously.

[tree_puncher]

Well he did pick me into his headspace so I guess that sounds about right. Um...

[Steve?'s at a loss at what to say next... He's not that great at social interaction.]

[school_of_mod]

...well?

[forgotten_titan]

W-what are you doing out of jail!? Didn't the Titans lock you up?

Oh my, a Terra! :D

[school_of_mod]

They did, shame the prisons 'ere in America aren't very well done. You wouldn't believe how easy it was to break out.

Post season 5 Terra, hope that's still ok with you.

[forgotten_titan]

They'll catch you again. They always do. They won't let you hurt anyone in Jump City.

That's fine! So is Moddie. Had a failsafe in case he got frozen (which he did.)

[school_of_mod]

Hurt? I don't recall ever hurting anyone in Jump City.

Hypnosis doesn't cause pain, after all.

[old_one_hero]

Oh goodie, a human that comes crazy right out of the package.

[school_of_mod]

Maybe the rest of the world is crazy an' I'm the only sane one.

[old_one_hero]

Yeah you're crazy. Ever been interested in running a cult?

[school_of_mod]

Cult? Please, that's that boring ole' Brother Blood's job, not mine.

Mad Mod meets the Mad Hatter---a disaster waiting to happen, or the best thing EVER?

[mad_for_hats]

[Oh hey! It's another nicely dressed British villain with buck teeth and a penchant for mind control.]


Well now, how curious! Despite our many commonalities, I don't believe I've ever had the pleasure of making your acquaintance.

JERVIS~ And duh, clearly this is BEST THING

[school_of_mod]

[Well it's about time he met someone like you, Hatter.]

Ah yes, indeed we 'aven't 'ad the pleasure of meeting each other. Glad to see that problem 'as been rectified.

Their combined awesomeness cannot be stopped. The world is doomed. DOOMED I SAY!

[mad_for_hats]

[But of course; British super-villains of questionable sanity have to stick together.]


The feeling is mutual, I assure you. After all, it is not often I find myself in such similar company.

[Because, you know, there's not a lot of British super-villains of questionable sanity.]

[herr_niemand]

But wasted time is the best use of time!

[school_of_mod]

It can be, unless it's a waste of wasted time.

[herr_niemand]

Even better! What's a better use of waste it time than to throw it away like a season of Family Guy?!

[everyones_daughter]

[Well hello papa Mod!]

[school_of_mod]

[...clearly I am drunk. Yes...yes, let's go with that.]

[everyones_daughter]

[And out comes the sexy British accent she had developed as she took on this persona.]

Daddy! It's so good to see you!

[Have a hug Mod.]

Have you been alright without me? Keeping your knickers folded and all that?