Anthony Edward Stark ((AU)) (
anationofashandcinders) wrote in
dear_mun2014-11-10 10:11 pm
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I cannot believe I got enabled into this. Fire!Tony disagrees.
I'm not the weirdest idea you've had. At least you actually know you'll get to tag around with me, even if it's only with one person initially. Pretty sure eventually someone will talk to me if only out of curiosity. It's never failed me at college or dinner parties. We're solid, trust me. I've got this even if you don't.
Really, as much of a 'deviation' as you think this is from canon, it's actually better than canon. [Oh FFS, Tony, that's arrogant-] They're going to do Civil War in the MCU, remember? [...point taken, I stand corrected.] Well, technically you sit corrected. Anyway, I've got things under control. A screwdriver might get scorched or something, but once I quit trying to bottle it all up, shit got better. I think the team will get over it pretty quickly. Shwarma is a bonding thing, Mun-lady. [And nearly dying.] Eh, that too.
So! [Tony claps his hands cheerfully.] Where is everybody, anyway? And if I'm the Elsa in this, who's my Hans? Is it Loki? It's Loki, isn't it?
Really, as much of a 'deviation' as you think this is from canon, it's actually better than canon. [Oh FFS, Tony, that's arrogant-] They're going to do Civil War in the MCU, remember? [...point taken, I stand corrected.] Well, technically you sit corrected. Anyway, I've got things under control. A screwdriver might get scorched or something, but once I quit trying to bottle it all up, shit got better. I think the team will get over it pretty quickly. Shwarma is a bonding thing, Mun-lady. [And nearly dying.] Eh, that too.
So! [Tony claps his hands cheerfully.] Where is everybody, anyway? And if I'm the Elsa in this, who's my Hans? Is it Loki? It's Loki, isn't it?

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Which means you need to try and marry Steve. My mun is a sick woman.
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Why does everybody bring that up?
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I must threadjack
[Um... should Steve really admit he pays attention to the fan fiction his mun reads?]
This is great.
See... this was an awesome idea!
The two of us will not work and I do not want that project.
But will it still seem that way to me when the meds wear off?
Pffft... At least it's entertaining and we got to embarrass Steve
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My mom ships Steve/Natasha, for the record.
I could ship it since I love how she would drive him crazy. That's kind of his type
Suddenly so much of Steve's life makes sense.
I also headcanon a preference for brunettes
Since I've see fanart of Steve's mom as brunette, that is hilarious.
I assumed blonde for his mom. I assumed blonds = bad coz they get him in trouble XD
Does canon ever show Steve's mom? Like, ever?
The comic canons I use show her as blond. Wait 5 min and Marvel will change it
You're assuming Marvel will remember something as important as people's parents.
They can't even remember Steve's birth year or that his mother died when he was a kid
I'd believe it if they said Steve's birth year changes because he lied about his age to enlist early
They couldn't keep the year straight in the Smithsonian exhibit
If it was earlier than it was supposed to be my 'early enlistment' headcanon is canon! :D
Actually I think it was a typo Marvel didn't fix >_> And I enjoy them arguing too much
This arguing is so much better than the Whedon-written arguing.
This arguing doesn't lead to them trying to kill each other
Steve, guinea pigs are clearly cuter than gerbils. You are not caught up on animal gifs.
Steve gerbil is cuter than any guinea pig
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Yep, Steve is Anna
I just pictured Steve singing the reprise of 'For The First Time In Forever'
Chris Evans may be able to sing...
RDJ in Elsa's dress, but in red. Just imagine it.
There's probably a pic of that on tumblr. I know there's ones of him as pin up girls
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Tony puts this on every morning/late in the lab: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzI00jEaJ4Q
Steve doesn't mind it. It's the volume and the thread with Spidey XD
Spidey is trying so hard to help...
Poor Spidey... but he is right. Tony should just ask XD
Tony and Steve never just ask. It's just not who they are.
Then Tony has to be more obvious in hinting if Steve would date a guy. And you almost got teen!Steve
One day Tony's going to get fed up and just grab him and kiss him. Or vice-versa.
Steve says that this plan works but he's suspicious of how long it'll take for it to work
It's not like Steve has a better plan.
Tony's been kind of 'noooooo' about relationships so Steve doesn't have a plan
Try taking the initiative, Steve. Gah, we need a Sam here to wingman up for Steve.
All the 'noooo' remember? Natasha would probably set them up
My brother helped me with this story of Tony's. We always planned to use it in a fic and didn't.
It would make an awesome fic
I would read a comic series on Tony's college days.
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And this is why Steve doesn't take the initiative
Because Tony has baggage or because it's always really weird baggage?
Because Tony keeps saying he doesn't want to date whenever Steve's trying to take the intiative
Tony does not always mean what he says. Or if he does, not in the way you think.
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I think the screwdriver would probably melt instead of be scorched.
[Yes, he can be helpful... in his own strange kind of way. At least it's fire powers since he's not exactly comfortable with ice or cold anymore.]
Loki does fit but I'm surprised you're not suggesting him for Sven.
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No, Loki's kid - the horse with all the legs? He can be Sven. Just, you know, reindeer instead of a horse. I don't hate Loki enough to wish a lifetime of eating carrots on him, Steve. I'm not that bad.
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You still have the rest to cast of the Avengers if you're planning this out.
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Should the more important question not be who your Anna happens to be?
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Aaaand I just realized if you're Hans you get eleven more Thors. I think my brain just stalled trying to picture that.
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Shall we ask her what she thinks of that scenario?
[ And while the idea of eleven Thors does unnerve him... Loki shall not show it. ]
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And stop bugging Steve about dating. Shockingly enough, he's a grown man who's actually able to get around to it on his own time every so often.
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[Tony grabs Peter by the shoulder and yanks him close to whisper quickly,] If he gives up on all dating I don't have a chance, so quit cockblocking. At least let me have a nice dinner with him before I give up the dream!
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If you wanna go on a date with someone? You ask them out, not toss them into the lion pit more commonly known as speed dating.
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...is that not how this works?
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[Also, she's so sorry about this, but - ] My mun insists I leave this here.
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...thank your mun for that. Mine is laughing. [Tony, not so much.]
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Mine says yours is quite welcome.
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