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[iamnotfast]

Hello!

I am Baymax. Your personal healthcare companion.

Comments

[tookeightyfourtries]

Hello Baymax.

You seem to be functioning properly. That's good to see.

[iamnotfast]

[!!!]

Tadashi. It is good to see you as well. You do not appear to be in any physical distress.

This is also good.

[Because you were kind of exploded last he heard.]

[tookeightyfourtries]

No physical distress here. I'm in good health.

How is everything with you? Battery capacity? Everything working as it should?

[savedvideogames]

Hello! I am the Robotnik Operating Buddy! You may refer to me as R.O.B.

I am not organic and thus do not require healthcare, but I am thankful for your offer nonetheless.

[iamnotfast]

Hello, R.O.B.

It is my function to offer healthcare to all who require it. But you are welcome.

What is your function?

[volumeone]

Uh, I didn't cough up for any "personal companions". [Peter looks suspicious] Am I getting charged for this?

[iamnotfast]

Not at all. It is in my programming to assist anyone who requires healthcare assistance. There is no monetary component.

Do you require a diagnosis?

[theasset]

[What the hell...

Bucky is going to just stare at him.]

[iamnotfast]

[Blink. Blink blink.]

[Maybe he should repeat himself.]

Hello. I am Baymax. Your personal healthcare companion. Do you require any assistance at this time?

[numbers_r_better_n_people]

A-- a p-personal healthcare companion? Who deals with mental and emotional health as well...? Oh... kay. Well, then. Thank you very much, for your offer, Bay-Max(?), but-- erm. That is to say. I do not want or even need any such thing...

{Don't listen to him Baymax; he's a lying liar who LIES! xD]

OI! What business is it of yours, Miss Mundane?

[Awww, don't sweat it, dearie... Just take the hugs in good faith; that is what you live by, isn't it? Faith? =)]

...I think I hate you, Miss Mundane.

[Awww, that's not very CHRISTIAN of you, Tommy-boy!]

...True enough. Alright, alright! I don't hate you, but-- I honestly DO hate your actions, inasmuch as you are trying to get this-- this giant teddy bear to hug me!

[iamnotfast]

[Blink.]

[Head tilt.]

I am capable now of seeing to emotional as well as physical health. Do you require a hug in order to stimulate your serotonin levels?

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[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

that's adorable!

[iamnotfast]

Hello.

You are not a human being. Do you require healthcare assistance?

[i_rule_me]

So you're a doctor, then?

[iamnotfast]

No. I am able to assist in much the same capacity as a doctor, but I am not registered as one.

[mirainohikari]

[woaaah, cool!! is baymax a robot?? miyuki knows a certain someone who would go nuts over this.]

Hello!! My name is Hoshizora Miyuki.

You sound pretty important!

[iamnotfast]

Hello!

I was not aware a personal healthcare companion is of great importance.

[waxinglight]

[Wait a second, companion? Like, as in a fairy companion? Because Michiru's seen fairy companions, and they're usually tiny, just like Moop and Foop.]

You're quite large for a fairy.

[One day she'll meet Coupe and re-evaluate that statement but for now, Michiru's just going to examine you and wonder who you help turn into a frilly magical girl.]

[iamnotfast]

Correction. I am not a fairy. I am Baymax. I am a healthcare companion robot.

[You left out the big cuddly marshmallow part, buddy.]

[tophattie]

[He's like a big pillow. Or a fluffy cloud. Though Hattie just stares for now, not sure what to say.]

[iamnotfast]

[Blink.]

Hello.

Are you experiencing any physical or emotional distress?

[hirobotics]

Baymax, you're not trying to scan the entire internet, are you?

[iamnotfast]

No. That would be useless.

I am not equipped to treat the viruses found on the internet.

Hello, Hiro.

[eaten_name]

Ed is not seeing a Baymax before. Baymax is smelling of metal.

[iamnotfast]

That is because I am a robot.

You do not appear human. Nonetheless, do you require assistance?