Voice Test of Wtfudgery...

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[A certain messy-haired, bespectacled Harry Potter characterWizard is scratching his cheek and looking at his Mun like she has spikes growing out of her head.]

Why those lyrics? Why there? [James Potter, congrats, you've just been introduced to Aladdin. Show me your pipes, Gryffinboy.] I only sing in the shower. It's kinder that way.

But if you insist!

I can show you the world!
Shining, shimmering, splendid!
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

[He pauses and nods. Oh. He gets it now.]

So who's the princess?

[Continue!]

I can open your eyes!
Take you wonder by wonder~!
Over, sideways and under!

Hold on, hold on... What's Aladdin doing with this royal bird? Is it kid-friendly? Don't worry, you can whisper if it isn't.

Comments

[numbers_r_better_n_people]

In-indeed, it is most definitely kid-friendly! I don't know what you are imagining now, young man, but regardless: he is merely taking her on a ride on a magic carpet-- and no that is not innuendo or a euphemism for something else, ta very much!

[Awww, please don't mind this old grump, Jamesy! xD <3 He's just a little bit (okay, okay, a LOT!) uncomfortable with NSFW material such as you're aiming to reference. lol!]