Voice Testing [Canon: The Lorax] I regret nothing!

[badly_thneeding]

There are no tress where we are going! Why did you do some sort of dumb reserve there! That is just stupid! Don't you know exactly what this means, my family is finally noticing me, we have business booming and I AM the favorite son!

What is mustache's problem anyway? I'm not bad I'm just following my destiny...wow I feel like I have said that soooo many times now. Silly nilly!

Nothing bad will happen, it's just a few trees right? But, how am I supposed to achieve this destiny if you 'mun.' Hang on! Mun? Is that like really your name? Mun!? That's lame! Pfff. Okay back to. The. Topic!

I need those trees to achieve all I can be! This should be obvious. You see what you can do and I'll strive at my own...my...hmpf.... The business! Got it! Okay, good that this is settled.

Comments

[naltorian]

Did you just say "a few trees"?

[badly_thneeding]

Yeah, a few little trees. Shouldn't be too harmful, right? They'll grow back that. Is. What trees do. Plus as an additional totally unplanned and spontaneous factoid, is my family supports me 100%!

[naltorian]

[She just gives him a stone-faced look.]

So that excuses you for chopping down a few trees? Just how many trees are you chopping down?

[badly_thneeding]

Didn't I just say a FEW? Do you want sort of specific number or something?

[naltorian]

Well, I'm curious. Because usually when tacky dressed business men talk about grabbing up natural resources, it usually turns into them destroying the reserves.

[Folds arms, arching brow at the Once-ler.]

[voiceofthetrees]

[ Have a very unhappy Lorax Once-ler. A very unhappy Lorax ]

Omg omg! Lorax! <3

[badly_thneeding]

[Oh hey there Mustache...he will be looking over here, not noticing you.]

Indeed it is! <3

[voiceofthetrees]

[ The Lorax frowns. ]

I know you know I'm here.

/squeals!

[badly_thneeding]

[No...he sees no of importance. He looks away from you.]

Could you kindly leave?

Party time! \o/

[voiceofthetrees]

[ The Lorax sighs. Sadly, he knows the fate of what is going to happen ]

Why? So you can just continue cutting down the trees?

As you shouldn't

[forhesajollygoodonceler]

[Well the family noticing him bit is new. (And the greed, I guess).]

Mustache? You wouldn't be talking about the Lorax, the one who's been causing unneeded stress?

<3 Thanks? I think? xD

[badly_thneeding]

Yes, the annoying mustached 'magical' fraud. I don't even think he is what he says he is! Bolt of lightning, popping out from a tree stump. Laaaaaame!

[shadowswag]

"Mundane" is also a name for them. Think of it as a shared title. Their nature is really more fucked than the title itself though.

[Shrug.] Good on you though that you're following your destiny and all.

[badly_thneeding]

It's still a ridiculous name! Here I am, with a name such as 'The Once-ler' and she goes and calls herself that. Just stupid.

[He shakes his head. But soon a large grin comes to his face.]

Thank you! Finally someone who gets it. I'm not being bad, it is just who I am, what I'm supposed to do in this huge universy world! My invention and my destiny!

[shadowswag]

Gotta say, your name is kind of joining the weirdo wagon too. [He shrugs.]

Nice to see that some humans take the whole "being true to yourself" thing seriously at least.

[badly_thneeding]

Not sure...if I would take ti seriously! I am true to who I am and who I am destined to be, yes! Well, no! Yes I am, serious as serious can go and will allow. I've gotten this far from following what I do best and being myself. Not to mention a dash of optimism along the way helped greatly!

[shadowswag]

Different from most self-contradictory jackasses, so again- Good on you.

Most people I come by are climbing issue mountain, so.

[truffulacide]

[...wow.]

You done yet?

[badly_thneeding]

[Whoa...it's a mirror.]

Okay, how come you look like me? Is this some sorta...trick or something?

[truffulacide]

On a cosmic scale? Probably. No other reason why there's so many doubles of me running around.

Heck, I'm waiting for the part where some spazz comes out from behind a curtain and fires a confetti cannon in my face. It's the only way this could possibly get any weirder.

[badly_thneeding]

Yeah, I will give you that one! Is he going to walk out with a clown nose too. That would certainly be a card, wouldn't you say so?

[destiny_melody]

[This sounds all painstakingly familiar with a few twists here and there.

Achievement through sacrifice.

He's watching you Once-ler. He's not sure he likes what he hears.]

[badly_thneeding]

[And he will just stare right back, nonchalantly.]

What?

[destiny_melody]

I'm sure you realize what you're doing is dangerous, yes?

[badly_thneeding]

Which part? Sorry not trying be rude or anything, buuuuuut why is this your business? I mean whoever you even are.