possibly apping to entranceway

[lazyrebellion]

So wait... You're getting me kicked out of the apartment? Without Maou and Ashiya? What are you going to do, make me get a job? I can't get a job! That's like...

I'd be outside. Doing things. Plus I'd just screw up and get fired--

...Oh, so one of their rooms'll just turn into our apartment? That's weird. And the closets make anything you want? And I'll get my magic back?

Then what's the frickin point?! Aren't you supposed to be challenging yourself, forcing me to grow as a person? You know I'm gonna be staying inside all the time, so why even send me there?!

...WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO INTERNET?!

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[onabudget]

As much as I don't trust you to cause trouble for everyone if you leave the Stronghold, it wouldn't kill you to start looking for employment so that you don't leave everything on Sire's shoulders.

And it would do you good to spend some time away from that silly "internet" of yours.

[lazyrebellion]

Dude, give me a break! I'm a wanted criminal! Besides, what am I supposed to do? What Maou does? You've seen me try to cook, you were almost worse than when you kept eating Suzuno's cooking!

And what do you mean, silly?! It's the only good thing on this planet and she's sending me somewhere it doesn't exist! Come on, man! Can't you do something?

[onabudget]

Be that as it may, there are many other jobs even you could do. Have you ever considered becoming a mascot for an amusement park? As far as I can tell, all that entails is handing out balloons with minimal to no effort at all.

Even if I could, the experience might be enlightening for you. I can only hope your game won't accompany you.

[lazyrebellion]

Yeah, in an outfit that's like a 100 degrees in weather that's even worse. Do you want me to die of dehydration? I don't care if you answer that.

Ugh, you're worse than Olba! Jokes on you, though. I'm gonna set up shop in that closet and live in it and play nothing but video games just to piss you off.

[lazyrebellion]

And anyway, it's not like you guys are just gonna leave me there, right? We're family! You're pretty much legally my mom. Seriously, I can't be stuck in there without you guys, I'll go nuts.