canon is daily lives of high school boys

[onenipple]

[Inhales...







...EXHALES:]

GET ME OUT OF HEEEEERE!

[Someone's a little tired of being here doing absolutely nothing.]

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WE MEET AGAIN

[milk_shot]

Get you out of where?

EEE HI

[onenipple]

Out of here!

I MISSED YOU

[milk_shot]

OUT OF WHERE? WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE.

I MISSED YOU TOO

[onenipple]

THAT'S THE "HERE" I MEAN!

The middle of nowhere is so boring!

LET'S NEVER PART.

[milk_shot]

HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO THAT IF I'M STUCK HERE TOO?!

NEVER EVER

[onenipple]

You're stuck here too?!

[GASP!!!]

THESE BASTAAAAARDS!!!

OH HOW I MISSED THIS DUO

[milk_shot]

Calm down! It's not that bad!

ME TOO i missed their dumb dumbness

[onenipple]

It is! It is that bad! Tadakuni - it's boring!

[And clearly that's the worst thing in the world!]

Excuse you. Tadakuni is super smart.

[milk_shot]

We could be locked in a closet.

well he's smarter than yoshitake at least LOL

[onenipple]

I don't see any clothes. Or smell any socks.

[gorillatama]

Just jiggle the locker handle a little, the lock can't be that difficult! You'll be fine, okay? If the sock smell is so bad your nose might fall off just breathe through your mouth!

[onenipple]

I don't see a locker handle! What do I do now?!

[gorillatama]

Extend your senses! Feel for it! It's got to be there, think really hard! Maybe this is one of those things you have to envision in your mind before it magically pixelates into existence?

[onenipple]

Wait, I'm confused. Am I stuck in a locker or in another realm of existence?

[gorillatama]

What is a locker but another realm of stinky underwear that you can't bring home to your mom because you soaked them too late and the skid mark has set? So it could be both...

[onenipple]

[Sniff, sniff.]

Ah, but I don't smell any underwear.

[gorillatama]

It could be one of those boxer brief kinds that hold in the smell until the last moment. Or jockstraps-- whatever, it doesn't matter what kind. Its about the journey, not the destination.

[that sounds good right]

[onenipple]

[THAT'S SO DEEP.]

R-right! Of course! That makes perfect sense. I didn't mean to doubt you!

[gorillatama]

Of course it does, yeah! And don't worry about that, sometimes being unsure is needed before you find out if wet wipes work or if just plain ol' tp will handle it.

[onenipple]

[A single manly tear rolls down his cheek.]

You always say such wise things.

[gorillatama]

[NO DON'T CRY
oh but real friends ignore the times their friends cry so manishly...]

I try, my friend, for you guys. Just remember not to be too vigorous with the tp.

1/3

[sundroplocks]

(So loud! His voice makes her jump, squeak and lift a frying pan.)

2/3

[sundroplocks]

Are you okay? Do you need help? I can defend you...

(Sort of.)

3/3

[sundroplocks]

My name is Rapunzel and it's going to be okay.

[onenipple]

[But since when did Rapunzel wield a frying pan?! It looks dangerous.]

It's not! I'm stuck here and I can't get back to my stupid friends!

Well, except the one up there, he's stuck too.

[chiyocolate]

S-someone's gone and trapped ya?! D'ya need me to call the adults?! I'm gunna call the adults!!

[onenipple]

WAIT!

Don't call the adults! They'll find some way to blame me!

[chiyocolate]

But yer trapped!! What do I hafta do to get ya outta there then?

[Wherever... "there" happens to be. This is getting a little meta.]

[onenipple]

Uh, I don't know. But calling an adult is not the answer.