On going to Haven

[ineptus]

While I agree we shouldn't be in that kind of a place without some adult supervision, that doesn't mean I want you to bring Grunkle Stan there too!! It's bad enough that you managed to get Dipper stuck there too, I don't want anyone else from our family to be there! So just get that idea out of your head right now, missy!! Besides, you already have that weird guy there, isn't he enough?

[Puffing out her cheeks a little.]

No I don't want Waddles there either!! I don't want anyone there! I don't want to be there! I mean jeez I heard you like being mean to us but this is a bit much! And right after that stupid killing game? Do you hate me or something?

...

Oh yay. You're doing this because you like me. Like that even makes any sense!!

Comments

[terci]

It's no use, Mabel. You better give up now because once a mun has made up their mind, there's almost nothing stopping them.

Trust me, I've been stuck with this guy for over two years.

[ineptus]

I am not giving up! I can be just as stubborn as any mun, any where, any time! And I am not budging on this!

[terci]

But Mabel, they control everything we do! We're practically their puppets, and no amount of stubbornness can stop their terrible and gross obsession with making us suffer wherever we go!

[ineptus]

Then I'll just...I'll just slap some sense into them! A good slap will make them see how stupid this is!

[terci]

How do you even slap someone that doesn't exist on the same plain as us?

[ineptus]

You just reach up and slap them! It's not that hard. It can't be!

[terci]

Remember when you tried tackling Bill but just wound up going inside and popping right out of him a few seconds later?

[ineptus]

But Bill is an evil triangle! These guys aren't evil triangles!

...they aren't, right? Because now that I think about it I bet Bill would do this stupid stuff to us too...

[terci]

....th-theyre definitely not evil triangles. I'm 100% sure they're not!





...maybe.

[ineptus]

Maybe??

[terci]

I don't know, it's not like I can see what my mun looks like! And the stuff our muns do to us do seem like the kinds of stuff an omnipotent nacho chip would do...

[ineptus]

Curse those nacho chips...it was bad enough when it was just Bill!