what a big baby

[strongestcoward]

I haven't killed anything in far too long. It's making me nervous.

[Forgetting for a moment that he's the embodiment of fear and is always nervous...]

It's like trying to ignore an itch. It just gets worse and worse, and you remember all sorts of itches you thought you'd forgotten. I feel like I'm covered in cockroaches.

[And because Asura doesn't really 'get' metaphors, he physically scratches at himself. It's kind of sad to see honestly.]

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[betterthanpanty]

You're going to get an infection if you keep up that scratching.

If it's a victim you require, you might try turning your frustration upon some blonde, gutter-slut angel. I can assure you, tearing out an angel throat or two will make you feel better.

[strongestcoward]

Not an issue, dear. Gods don't get sick.

[He casually puts an elbow on her shoulder and then a palm on her face, leaning on her gently.]

But I do quite agree. If only it were so simple as all that these days- so much hassle in the way between desire and murder. I can't believe it, I have to get permission. It's so... Wrong.

[betterthanpanty]

Ah yes, silly me.

[But really? No - she's not an armrest no matter how short she is. Scanty leans back and moves her head out from under his arm and pushes a hand through her hair.]

Permission? Why should a god need permission for anything? That's just pure silliness.

[strongestcoward]

[Aaaaaand down he goes. Flop. Why not just hang out on the floor.]

Indeed. Yet, it is the case. Not from my victims, of course! That'd be too ludicrous even for me. From you know. Those types.

[Giving a point in the vague 4th wally direction there.]

[betterthanpanty]

Ahhhh...quite right, quite right.

Still, even in such a case, it seems to me that, being a god, you should need no such permission. Gods have absolute power - that is a ruuule.

[strongestcoward]

The only one I truly believe in! And I cannot even live my life that way!

[Yes Asura it's a great shame you can't kill everyone. You're a martyr.]

[soundmind]

If you're expecting your mun to feel sorry for you, you're kinda going in the range of "whiny toddler" instead. I don't think the outcome will be what you want.

[strongestcoward]

All I heard was you volunteering to solve my problem.

[remember that time he jammed a hand through you maka

those were the days]

[soundmind]

And all I heard from you was "wah wah wah" but you don't see me getting ready to put you down for a nap, do you?

[Look Asura, the Mortal Kombat days were fun and all, but she's kinda over them.]

[strongestcoward]

[Aaww and he just unlocked Babalities.]

Whilst I am clearly not a baby, you are very much a potential receiver of a great deal of violence.

[Though due to all these odd meta shenanigans, she ain't exactly at the tip-top of his list these days.]

[soundmind]

[When does he unlock Friendship, though, that's a better question.

Except Maka's not interested in being friends with him, not as long as he's going to be a dick to his little brother.]

You're about this close to throwing a tantrum because it's been a while since you've killed something, I'd say that's the epitome of a baby.

Besides, you don't want to come anywhere near me, I have the fanart, remember?

[strongestcoward]

[FRIENDSHIP IS NOT MAGIC. It's hard to learn, okay?]

...Babies don't kill. Often. And anyway, I'm sure I've see the worst of it.

[shiningheart]

[He's not a hero.

He's just a big sensitive baby about murder]

What.

[strongestcoward]

[And Asura is over here being a big sensitive baby about not-murder. I'm sure this is a perfectly balanced team up certain to make them best of friends and not a total disaster.]

...what!? Don't just end like that!

[It says a lot about Soul Eater and Asura's life that a beefy skeleton ghost is only mildly unusual.]

[shiningheart]

You KILLED people!

[shhh lewis no he's not your murderer, calm down- no it's too late, the temperature is dropping out and pink fire is starting to crop up everywhere. ooooh lewis this was not your best plan]

[strongestcoward]

[Oh, yes.

This might be a fun day after all.

Asura's fingertips press together and he cracks out a grin from ear to ear.]

Tens of thousands.

[shiningheart]

[Someone needs to collect him before he finds out ghosts can die]

MURDERER!

[That proclamation is met with a literal explosion. Freezing fire shoots out in every direction, followed by a shock wave, as if a bomb had just gone off.]

[strongestcoward]

[SWOOSH. Asura is engulfed in the cold conflagration, lost from sight in the sea of pink.

It's never that easy, is it?

The pink blaze turns black from the bottom up, before being sliced apart by five large swathes of force- a swing of his hand.

Except it's not the Demon God once the smoke clears. It's Vivi, bloodied and coughing from his violent attack, falling to her knees.

As easy as it is to kill someone, hurting them first is fun- and pain is all in the mind isn't it?]

[goddessinthefog]

[Aw, how adorable. Guess who's giving you a little tap on the shoulder and trying to hide the smile on her face?]

Aren't you always nervous, Asura?


[OOC: So sorry for vanishing on our last thread - had to take a hiatus to finish writing up evil Dissertation. :( Totally up for starting that up again if you are, if not then poking = love too right?]

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[strongestcoward]

[She is proven right when the tap on his shoulder elicits a shriek and rockets him into the lower stratosphere for a moment.

[strongestcoward]

[He lands gracefully on his feet without a hair out of place, though he is sweating nervously as he puts both hands on her shoulders.]

Darling, please don't sneak up on me.

[OOC: It's fine, seriously! You can go ahead and revive the thread if you like too, I'm breezy.]

[goddessinthefog]

[She instinctively tensed as Asura shrieked - but then again, she should have expected that reaction, considering. Once he landed, she rested one hand over his, and poked his cheek with the other.]

You'll deafen me if you keep that up. You know I don't like hearing men scream.

[Izanami chuckled a bit. Whether that was a playful threat or just her teasing was anyone's guess. Probably both, knowing her.]



[OOC: Awesome, that'd be great :) Might take you up on that offer after dinner.]

[strongestcoward]

[He makes a quiet 'eep' when he gets poked. If she repeats it, she'll find he makes the exact same noise every single time.]

You'll make my heart explode before then.

[From terror, not love.

Well.

Eh, both.]

[OOC: Sweet. Any time, anywhere.]

[goddessinthefog]

[Naturally, she gave his cheek another little poke. His reactions were always a source of amusement for her.]

Oh really? I doubt you can escape from me that easily.

[She was a Death Goddess, after all.]

[strongestcoward]

['Eeep.' Every time.

So he pokes her back, in a mirror of her prodding.]

Don't underestimate how good I am at hiding.