A match made in...?

[tricksandmischief]

Honestly, mun? I thought that we had an understanding but you are being very difficult right now.

Firstly you send me against my will to a prison where I am stripped of almost every power I have and now you want me to have to deal with a so-called warden who is... I do not even know how to describe him. But this one named Chris D'Amico is certainly not suitable to lead me down any path of redemption. You should rethink what amuses you.

Oh, and that 'icon' is not amusing at all.

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[spaceroach]

YOU'RE JUST LYING TO ME WITH MAGIC!

[Which is a pretty damn good description of an illusion to be honest, but this fact goes flying over Zim's head]

[tricksandmischief]

[Loki chuckles.]

I suppose you could say that.

[He waves the armour away and now looks like a lady, just to mess with his mind more.]

[spaceroach]

....

You uh.

...

You got something.

On your chest.

[tricksandmischief]

['She' glances down, smirks.]

So I do...

[spaceroach]

..........

Why?

[tricksandmischief]

Do you not like it?

[spaceroach]

NO! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

[Zim doesn't even know if he has genitals, and NO ONE on Irk has tits, he's so confused}

[tricksandmischief]

Perhaps this is better.

[And now he looks again more like himself - except his skin is blue and his eyes are bright red.]

[spaceroach]

Well now you look kind of dead.

[tricksandmischief]

This is my true form. This is not an illusion.

[spaceroach]

.............

That doesn't look like a good color for a human.

I know, I think I shot a wad of hamburger into ones throat once.

He looked just like that.

...

But fat.

Are you sure you're not a zombie?

[tricksandmischief]

I am not a human. I told you I am a god.

If we are being more specific, I am Asgardian but I was born as a Jotunn. A frost giant.

[This is something he would be more reluctant to talk about, anywhere but here.]

[spaceroach]

[And the worst person to tell it to too]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

AND I DON'T CARE!

Blah blah your problems, I have a world to conquer.

[tricksandmischief]

Good luck with your failure.

[spaceroach]

GOOD LUCK WITH BEING A BLUE SPOOKY ZOMBIE MR MAGIC NOTDEAD!

[that made no sense but he seems to think it was the sickest burn ever in the history of insults.

he probably doesn't know what he said.

look just pretend he didn't say that]

[tricksandmischief]

[And Loki is back to normal again.]

I do think you are very confused.

[spaceroach]

No YOU are!

[no he is help]

[tricksandmischief]

[He chuckles.]

And what are you supposed to be anyway?

[spaceroach]

I'm IRKEN! Which is a lot more real than magical blue giants!

[tricksandmischief]

Correction. I am a god - and what makes you think that you are more real than I am?