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[heretici]

 ... You have got to be kidding me. Why are you dragging me out and putting me over here? Just because you saw some castmates doesn't mean you needed to do this.

In addition to that? Change every icon comment. Now. Those are absolutely ridiculous. I am not a bara priest. Or Wolverine. Your idea of what makes a good icon comment is ridiculous.

And stop giggling 'rejoice, yuetsu' to yourself. 

Also, no, I really wouldn't recommend doing any icon hunts--.

( Kirei, shhhh and just look like a proper bara priest. )

You are the most annoying woman. You haven't even decided if I'm going to be written in the Fate/Zero timeline or in the Fate/Stay Night one. Or are you just going to leave it up in the air and opt for 'both'? You don't have a plan!

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[babbylon]

[Wow. You've got it bad, fake priest. Have a Gilgamesh to make it even worse... who's stealing your wine, even here, across dimensions. He's just that slick.]

Unlike you, hm? [Raising a glass, a toast to misfortune.] Such a vexing situation for such a methodical man.

/touches the Gil--

[heretici]

[ Goddammit Gilgamesh. ]

Vexing is the least of my worries right now. This woman insists that I comply with what she has in mind, but her ideas are utterly ridiculous. Not to mention that she tends to giggle more than I care for.

It's most perturbing.

[babbylon]

[Gilgamesh just sends him a dismissive look that reads you'll get over it before proceeding to kick back on the nearest couch. You have the best Servant and he'll talk right over any arguments to the contrary.

He'll also probably kill you for trying, so that's just ill-advised all around.]

I'm certain there's some silly proverb in that little book of yours on how best to endureth suffering. [Shruuuug.] Acclimate.

[heretici]

[ It's a good thing he knew what he was getting into when he agreed to a Servant like Gilgamesh. But do you really have to get into his wine all the time? I mean, come on, the grocery store clerks probably think he's an alcoholic by now.

And of course he has the best Servant. There's no doubt about it. ]

I would acclimate just fine if she wasn't so.. [ A gesture of irritation with one hand. ] .. prone towards giggling. And the fact that she's actually fond of what we've done is.. questionable as well.

Not to mention that she's a devoted fangirl of yours.

[ .. which shows good taste, he thinks, but we're not going to inflate Gil's ego tonight. ]

[babbylon]

[Indeed, excellent taste. Likely why he chooses to focus on that aspect and ignore everything else, because what is attention span when you're constantly distracted by your own ego?

Which never, ever needs extra inflating. You should know better by now, sir.]

Admirable loyalty, or abject slavishness? I suppose you of all people would know how fine the line between truly is.

[heretici]

[ Oh he knows better, but the mundane would sing Gil's praises from the rooftops if she could. Something about him makes her happy. He is not a jealous priest, before his mundane implies anything. ]

Indeed. After all, you helped give me an idea of what I should seek out during the Fourth War.

[ Yu-e-tsu.~ ... Good job, Gil, just make the sociopath realize that he should just indulge himself. ]

[babbylon]

[He likes where this is going.

He always likes where unapologetic ego stroking is going, for the record.]

You should take after the girl's example, then. Watching you grovel for my continued servitude [and also for my own amusement] might help pass the time.

[heretici]

[ The priest knows all too well where ego stroking can lead. A good thing he's got a lot of prana to share; not to mention that supplemental stash he keeps in the basement. ]

Grovel? I never did very well at that when you began to speak with me. And after so long, I think it wouldn't work well for either of us if I began to now.

[ He did promise to play the fool, however - and the memory of that makes his lips twitch into a cold smile. Then again, memories of murders do make him a happy sociopath. ]

[babbylon]

[...that smile could ice over a damn desert. If he were anyone less than the King of Heroes, he might have cringed. As things are, he just sort of laughs in that knowing sort of way.]

Don't tempt me with the opportunity. It's one strike away from reality. [But playing the fool gets you a pass. Congrats on keeping your head, Kirei.] I suppose there's no sense asking after your affairs in here if you're every bit as lively as ever.

[heretici]

[ This is what Gilgamesh wrought when he chose to encourage Kirei's darker side. And to think he had once been an upstanding member of society, so to speak. ]

Is it? Then I suppose you would be left without the entertainment that I have brought you for all this time. [ His smile widens, warmer now than it had been but moments before. ]

As to my affairs.. I had been undecided, but given that you're here.. I suppose that I will follow you as far as you wish me to.

[ He's never been so foolish as to think that he was the one in control between them. ]

[babbylon]

[Ah, the seeds of sociopathy. Though at this point he's got a half-grown blossom on his hands. How much taller will it reach, how much further into the void will it sink? That remains to be seen.

His own smile, thin and neutral, betrays nothing. He's poker facing up now.]

Has boredom struck you so soon and so swift, Kirei? Or has that woman proven so tiresome already, you're seeking respite? I thought you more... resilient.

[heretici]

[ Seeds nothing. Kirei was more of a bonsai, wasn't he? Careful cultivation through several hours of interaction had simply.. well.. opened his eyes.

He'd been a bit clumsy at first (not that Kariya would agree) in how he'd dealt things out, but nonetheless, Kirei had eagerly taken to things once he'd realized just what it was Gilgamesh dangled before him: freedom to recognize that what he sought was pleasure out of the miserable void of his life.

Funny how that worked out, wasn't it? ]

Boredom? Not quite so much boredom as the desire for.. perhaps new hunting grounds. And resilient-- yes, I am that. Otherwise, how could I have survived you for so long, Eiyuu-Ou?

[ ... priests who are professional bastards with a Servant like Gilgamesh learn how to tease, gently, while casually skirting the possibility of skewering. Good job Kirei. ]