On sex island

[peeswithlegup]

...How the hell is it funny that I have to wear a dog collar?

And I don't pee with my leg up! Change that right now!

Comments

[material_guy]

A sex island, eh? All dogs do go to heaven!

[peeswithlegup]

Mr. Greed, this isn't my idea of heaven!

[material_guy]

Well, I can't approve of someone else putting a collar on you and gettin' you to call 'em master, but...

[peeswithlegup]

Just because I have to fuck to survive, doesn't mean I'm calling anyone else master, Mr. Greed.

[material_guy]

I can be a little possessive, but I get it if you wanna do it as a kinky... thing you do. It's fine as long as it's just a sex thing with them.

[peeswithlegup]

Mr. Greed! I'm not calling anyone else Master!

[material_guy]

So you're plannin' to be gagged, too...

[toruletheworld]

I think a dog collar would suit you, puppy!

[peeswithlegup]

No it would not! I want nothing to do with that collar!

[toruletheworld]

But you'd look so cute!

[peeswithlegup]

I'm not cute, dammit! I'm manly!

[toruletheworld]

You can be both!

[But tbh you're not very manly, Chette.]

[peeswithlegup]

I don't want to be both, dammit! I'm just manly!

[ex_multitasking905]

[Oh, another person who's going there.]

... Good luck.

I've been told you get used to the collar though.

[peeswithlegup]

How the hell do you get use to that sort of thing?!

[ex_multitasking905]

[Have a shrug.]

Don't know. It's just what I've been told.

[peeswithlegup]

Then how the hell do you even know it's true!

[ex_multitasking905]

With enough time just about anything will become something you're used to.


Can't say I believe it myself though- It's just what I've heard.