[He crosses his arms, but it does very little in hiding the way his shoulders drop, as if under a heavy weight.]
well johns still rockin and rollin im sure hes bound to have some kind of plan and its probably going to be eerily similar to one of his dumb movies nerdy tryhard barges in saves all our damsel in distress asses saves the universe hooks up with our choice hot mom then pops out a baseball team full of bespectacled swagbrats and lives happily ever fucking after kidbros boppin around too though who even knows where the fuck he is i wish i could say im surprised to know hes being fashionably late to this shindig but im not anyway if john doesnt have a plan it would be nigh impossible that kidbro wont theyll have some kind of hero convention and bail us out of our bullshit
[They have to. Because they're the real heroes in this story.]
until then its best to just not overthink these things
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well johns still rockin and rollin im sure
hes bound to have some kind of plan
and its probably going to be eerily similar to one of his dumb movies
nerdy tryhard barges in
saves all our damsel in distress asses
saves the universe
hooks up with our choice hot mom
then pops out a baseball team full of bespectacled swagbrats and lives happily ever fucking after
kidbros boppin around too
though who even knows where the fuck he is
i wish i could say im surprised to know hes being fashionably late to this shindig
but im not
anyway if john doesnt have a plan it would be nigh impossible that kidbro wont
theyll have some kind of hero convention and bail us out of our bullshit
[They have to. Because they're the real heroes in this story.]
until then its best to just not overthink these things