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'Voice Testing' and mild amusement
krrrt.
sssssssssssss...
hghghgghghghghrrck!
[Yes, there is a metric fuck tonne of silicate goo fountaining from this horrible thing's mouths, and yes, there is an ovipositor large enough to stash an IKEA show room protruding from her bony behind.
A rough translation of her growling hisses might be, 'You, meat-bed: kindly step back from my children until you can be secured to a wall. I'm busy: I have not lain nearly enough eggs yet to deal with the likes of all of you!']
sssssssssssss...
hghghgghghghghrrck!
[Yes, there is a metric fuck tonne of silicate goo fountaining from this horrible thing's mouths, and yes, there is an ovipositor large enough to stash an IKEA show room protruding from her bony behind.
A rough translation of her growling hisses might be, 'You, meat-bed: kindly step back from my children until you can be secured to a wall. I'm busy: I have not lain nearly enough eggs yet to deal with the likes of all of you!']
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...who instantly regrets this decision.]
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She's creeping about nasty, sticky tunnels, peering shrewdly about as she goes. Time for Kay to fry herself up some eggs.
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Scary, scary~! Don't worry, mama, I just wanted to see all the cute little babies.
[And heedless of the warning, she crouches down beside one of the eggs, apparently not at all worried about getting too close to one of those things.]
But, you know, it would be a big problem for us if all these little guys got out. There aren't enough humans to be food for all of us~!