Oh god why do I have her in my head, possibly going to digital_dive

[hedgehammer]

Look, Miss Mun. I don't know why you're bothered about me being here, but I am here so don't you go about thinking you can just get rid of me. Or ignore me! If you do that then you're being worse than Eggman.

[yeah, she went there. wanna fight about it?]

Anyway you have a "game" in mind for me, right? So get working on getting me there! And quickly because my darling Sonic is there and he's probably so lonely without me there with him.

Comments

[notshadowfever]

I suppose it's because you have so much trouble rescuing yourself! Ha! Do you think I'd let Sonic rescue you if it wasn't all part of my master plan?

[hedgehammer]

... I didn't think that you getting your butt kicked by Sonic all the time was your master plan, Eggman.

[notshadowfever]

[It's not, but shh!]

You know nothing of my plans! You wouldn't understand the way my genius works. You're just a girl!

[hedgehammer]

I know enough to know that you'll never win, cause Sonic will always stop you!

[notshadowfever]

Bah! It's not like he wins every time!

[hedgehammer]

Name one time he didn't send you packing!

1/2

[notshadowfever]

[Give him a minute...

Thinking...

Thinking...

Thinking...

So many defeats!!]

2/2

[notshadowfever]

The ARK! Had my grandfather not booby trapped the entire colony, I would have been the winner.

[hedgehammer]

...

Sonic still beat you that time, and he would've beat you even without that craziness that your grandfather did!

[notshadowfever]

I seem to recall blasting him out into space and snatching the last Chaos Emerald from Tails. Ho ho ho! The looks on your faces were priceless!